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HAPPY HSY DAY

when your birthday is on april 1st, something like this is bound to happen

#hi yes i am late again but whats new #i love soft yjh do you hear me #i love them so much i want to rotate them in a microwave. #fuck drawing hands all my homies hate drawing hands #orv #yoohankim #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #kim dokja #pressdelt art #pressdelt orv

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yoohankim valentines

this is super late but here are the sillies!!

ngl this took over a month to make and i constantly lost motivation to finish it and almost dropped it but hey its finished now woooo!!! not very satisfied with the result but i hope i'll do better at white day :D

#i love them so much you guys dont understand #this poly ship has been occupying my brain for months now #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoohankim #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #kim dokja #pressdelt art #pressdelt orv

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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and he would not elaborate 🤸‍♀️

[VD: An Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint comic. The audio is captioned in both English and Spanish. First, Han Sooyoung grins, "Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch. We keep going. (Mamá no crió a una puta perra. Seguimos.)" She starts with her hands on her hips, then raises her hands to emit magical black flames.

Next, Yoo Joonghyuk draws his sword and says, "No, no, no... Mama raised a bitch. Let's go. (No, no, no... Mamá sí crió a una perra. Vamos.") Finally, Kim Dokja is on his phone as he says, "Mama didn't raise nobody, actually, my mom was in prison. (Mamá no crió a nadie, en realidad, mi vieja estaba en cana.)" (The actual audio says "My mom was absent.")

There's a "bonk" sound, and the style turns cartoony as Yoo Joonghyuk goes "Oh my god... (Dios mío...)" with distress. Han Sooyoung wheezes with laughter, captioned "Cagándose de la risa," and Yoo Joonghyuk says, "Wall going down, wall going down." Kim Dokja is still on his phone. End VD] thank you so much for the id, @princess-of-purple-prose ♡♡

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YJH’s love language is act of violence

SQUEAKY CIMOL COMMISSION

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if you die again, i’ll kill you

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my girlfriend asked me which mxtx series is my favorite and i had to sit down for like half an hour trying to figure shit out in my head

#i literally sat down for more 30 mins just to pop back up saying “uhhh i cant choose” #this is like asking a mother which child does she like best #she was the one who dragged me into danmei btw #mxtx #pressdelt mxtx

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Waking Up The Yiling Patriarch

In the Cloud Recesses

"Wei Ying, it's time to wake up." Lan Wangji said as he shook his husband's body gently. Instead of opening his eyes, Wei Wuxian turned his back to Lan Wangji.

"Aiya, it's so early. Let me sleep in a little bit." He grumbled while covering his yawn with his hand. Lan Wangji sighed, what shall he do with his lazy husband…

"Rule number 16, do not rise after 5AM."

Wei Wuxian turned around and hit his husband's chest. "Hangguang Jun is such a meanie… Give me one moment to wake up."

Lan Wangji stared blankly at his lover, knowing surely that he wasn't gonna wake up anytime soon. He watched as Wei Wuxian started to snore softly, yep definitely not getting up.

"Come, I'll prepare your bath water." Hangguang Jun tugged at his headband that was tied around his husband's wrist from the previous night's activity, then carried him to the bathroom.

Just a normal morning for both of them.

In Lotus Pier

Jiang Cheng slammed his brother's door open. "Wei Wuxian! I swear if you're still asleep-"

Disappointment washed over his face, soon replaced by anger. "It's seven in the morning, wake the hell up!" He yelled as he forcefully yanked Wei Wuxian's blanket off of him. "What would your husband think if he sees you lazing around like this?!"

"NO! No no no no!! I don't want to get up yet!!" The half-asleep Yiling Patriarch fought back by pulling his blanket away from Jiang Cheng, resulting in a blanket tug of war. "Besides, Lan Zhan already knows I like sleeping in!"

"AND YOU'RE PROUD OF THAT?!"

After a minute of hearing his brother whine, Jiang Cheng let the blanket go. "You whiny little-- Okay, that's it!" Jiang Cheng tossed the fabric to Wei Wuxian's face. "I give up. Do whatever you like!" He left the room with the stomps of his feet.

Without a care in the world, Wei Wuxian continued to snuggle back into his pillow as he heard Jiang Cheng screaming outside his room. Just as soon as he started to drift off to sleep, someone peeked into his room.

"Xianxian, it's nearing breakfast time."

Upon hearing his big sister's gentle voice, Wei Wuxian cracked open his eyelids slightly. "Ah shijie, can't I sleep in for a couple more hours?" He fake-yawned to emphasize his sleepiness.

"I'll eat all your portion of the food!" Jiang Cheng yelled from a distance. Hearing this, Wei Wuxian jolted up awake.

"No! No don't you dare!!" He yelled as he pounced at Jiang Cheng to stop him from getting his hands on his meal. The younger screamed at the action, resulting in them trying to pull each other's hair off.

Jiang Yanli hid her laughter with her sleeves. "Alright, settle down. You know naughty boys wouldn't get breakfast~~"

This sentence immediately got her brothers sat nicely in their chairs, waiting for their share of the meal.

"You're already adults, aren't you two ashamed of bickering every day?"

"He started it first shijie!" Both of the brothers said in unison while pointing at each other.

Thus, the breakfast was filled with laughter and constant arguments from the brothers.

#the way i kept going while writing the yunmeng siblings... #jiang yanli youre still alive in my heart #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #wangxian #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #lan wangji #pressdelt mxtx

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"Wei Wuxian!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed as he stomped into the room. "where's Jin Ling? I've been trying to contact him for hours!"

Sprawling on the sofa, Wei Wuxian averted his gaze from his phone to his brother lazily. "A-Ling?" he stretched his sore muscles as he continued the sentence, "Well if you, as his uncle, don't know where he is, then why would I?"

"You're his uncle too!"

Wei Wuxian yawned as he scratched his nape. "Yeah, yeah that's right. Hold on then, I'll try to message him."

After he sent the message, Wei Wuxian turned his head to Jiang Cheng, who was looking at him half-expectantly. They sat silently for a few minutes before the purple-attired man sighed and spoke up, "Well? I see that he won't reply to you eithe-"

A loud notification ding interrupted Jiang Cheng mid-sentence. From the corner of his eyes, he could see Jin Ling replying to his brother's message in just a few minutes, a record time for him who always replies late to Jiang Cheng.

"Ah, A-Ling said that he's with A-Yuan and he'd be back home at dinner time," Wei Wuxian then continue typing on his phone.

Jiang Cheng gapes, "How... how did you manage to get a reply from him?"

"Roblox. I messaged him on Roblox, he's always online there."

#jin ling is a roblox kid #im sure hed be one of those kids that got scammed by free robux links #mdzs modern au #mdzs #cql #mxtx #jin ling #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #pressdelt mxtx

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The full comic is finally over!!! Thank you for following it ~

#mdzs #wangxian #OUGUHGUAGOGHGHHHH WANGXIAN #wangxian food for arcadia

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i didnt expect there to be THIS much fic under this tag. hell, i didnt even know this tag existed.

im going to feast like a king.

#mxtx #mdzs #pressdelt mxtx

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I can't get over the little otters

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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finally finished! took so long 🥹 but yes they’re in love 🫶🥹💕💕

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