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yeswe are going to the moon actually and im going to make bread on the moon hope this helps

Do you ever think we’ll ever get to space? To reach the stars, and the moon

I've learned better than to speculate on the cleverness of scientists.

#an offering to the lost #a box on the side of the road

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#an offering to the lost

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hey tumblr howdoi unnfollow peple ididnt follow. please help.

#presidential statement

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Scientists have discovered a bug with a new moveset

#an offering to the lost

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#an offering to the lost

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its so sad that nobody ever knows what startrek is what do you mean you dont know what spirk is do you not know what gay people should be like forever and always? unforgiveable.

husband has never seen the best space media of all time which is heresy i think we have to get a divorce and remarry once hes seen it.

#presidential statement

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back on my bullshit finally lets gooooo

#presidential statement #im notchznging these tags tho rip #everything else is NEW and BETTER

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hey tubs wanna go throw shit down the crater --friendoftubbo

yea sure why not i wanna explode some metal i have in the water

#press interview #compass pointing to my own

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always fuckinghate this day. always hate this sutpid fucking day of ythe year.

always just a stupid reminder of him being fucking gone and i cant even be mad about it anymore like i was last time when he left me wityh a stupid fucking country and a stupid fucking crater.

hes just gone. dead. never coming back and i cant fucking.

hes probably somewhere better at least. havent fgotten to ask about that. probably should. i wish he was still here. hed just make fun of me and still help when i offer to make some pie or bread or some shit because he was just fucking like that. just told me poems or stories and.

fuck this. fuck the 16th. fucking asshole.

#presidential statement

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of all the days to set off FIREWORKS. why. why. why today specificikally. terrible timing 0/10

#presidential statement

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you're a unwanted little thing. No matter how much you deny it, no matter how much you try to dispute it, you have been abandoned, its like they knew you were going to end to up to be this machination. I hope death won't abandon you when the time comes

herd isnt just from birth. sure they didnt want me because they thought i was too human, but my current does want me, so thats where your wrong.

i was abandoned by one and led to the arms of another. thats it. shut the fuck up. phil wouldnt abandon me. tommy wouldnt abandon me.

#press interview #unknown reporter

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it is not!!! a benefit!!! to the server!!! to have two of you!!! it is like an active detriment!!!

that said your a bitch + L + ratio + i literally have nukes. there is nothing you can do that can hurt me at this point. nothing. its more telling you had to like make a clone or some shit to get more power.

no seriously wgat the fuck is up why arre there TWO OF HIM. like what the fuck theres two??? two asshole losers???? two of those fuckers???? why two???? isnt one enough????

like one is bad enough. one is the most annoying asshole ever thats followed through on his words maybe five times ever.

#presidential statement #the world itself

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no seriously wgat the fuck is up why arre there TWO OF HIM. like what the fuck theres two??? two asshole losers???? two of those fuckers???? why two???? isnt one enough????

like one is bad enough. one is the most annoying asshole ever thats followed through on his words maybe five times ever.

#presidential statement

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real. they can never be me, the biggest tommy stan, but like. they should definitely be doing that forever actually. send hatemail to that bitch he deserves it

heyyyyyy king news! sam has misplaced an entire human person. bad news: its the person he really should not have misplaced or been able to. - tubs

FUCKING PRIME IS THAT WHY IVE BEEN GETTING ALL THESE FUCKING ASKS LIKE "EHEUEUEUGGUEHGHGEHGH SHEEP AND BIRTH LIKE FROM A PUSSY." FUCK ME MAN

#presidential statement #compass pointing to my own #THERES TWO OF THEM OH PRIME OH FUCK THIS IS BAD.

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stans??? what kind of losers stan that guy of all people?? L for them they have a sad life

heyyyyyy king news! sam has misplaced an entire human person. bad news: its the person he really should not have misplaced or been able to. - tubs

FUCKING PRIME IS THAT WHY IVE BEEN GETTING ALL THESE FUCKING ASKS LIKE "EHEUEUEUGGUEHGHGEHGH SHEEP AND BIRTH LIKE FROM A PUSSY." FUCK ME MAN

#presidential statement #compass pointing to my own #dreams????? as in more than one????? as in multiple???? THERES MORE THAN ONE????? #also glad your in the tommy hole i can come visit if you need me

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your fate is coming, little one. yours and tommys and your family's. and you can't save anybody.

if you touch any of my fucking family i will rend the ground you walk on to naught but pure energy. there will be nothing left but waves, nothing of you or your pathetic existence, not even ashes for your family to mourn you by.

#press interview #unknown reporter #stop threatening them.

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let the ghosts of your victims deep into your blood and bleed you dry from the inside out.

you think i feel all that guilty for the people that died during a war? they killed too. neither of us were fucking innocent, and we both knew someone would die, and i was lucky it wasn't me.

or maybe they were unfortunate it wasn't them.

id feel more guilty about letting people die through inaction than killing someone on a battleground.

#press interview #unknown reporter