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why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

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girls will have fleas and wonder whats the big deal

#dungeon meshi

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if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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i think Laios would LOVE those silly wolf shirts you see in gift shops and fairs, so heres a silly comic about it!

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

#same laios same #dungeon meshi

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executive dysfunction is inherently funny because it sounds so painfully fake that it wraps back around to being a good excuse. like if i was lying about not being able to do stuff, i would at least be able to come up with something more convincing than "i have not doing stuff syndrome"

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Yasuke in Assassin's Creed Shadows

#assassins creed

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Big bed

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queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn't look fem in their space

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he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

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do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form