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people like to make fun of teenage angst but quintessential teenage problems like "there are bad things in the world," "i feel small," "i don't feel understood," and "i can't do things i want to do/i have to do things i don't want to do" are also quintessential human problems at all ages idk

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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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10 Reasons wh y Syou should be GLaadddd Not Marriage? Divorce? Negaitve reason you shouldmn’t look past the fact that one in ever ten doesn’ts.sd

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At the club checkin my tumblr notes

#i would do this

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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

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José Cuneo (Uruguayan, 1887-1977)

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reddit just e-mailed me about this

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opening youtube dot com while logged out is like coming face to face with the devil

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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reblog to pet prev

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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the most damning thing of all is that taylor swift doesn't even have a song about how badass dark souls 2 is

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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2025-2020=2020-2015 is Not an equation that i am ready for

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He's right tho

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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve