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nothing like getting off the phone with your mom and feeling like utter shit afterwards for still wanting to be friends with my ex-coresident

#do you not realize i fixated on you for the first 26 years of my fucking life? #the number of friends i have lost because i prioritized spending time with you #cause you made me feel guilty as hell if i didn’t #how when i was little i was so excited to make friends #but you played into my goddamn insecurities when plans were cancelled #i finally made another friend #and he isn’t perfect but he’s mine #and yes he may be an ass who takes a while to respond to texts #but he is my little asshole and i was so depressed before we became friends #so much so i wished i had been killed when i hit a deer in october #so yes it isn’t a perfect friendship but goddamn it it’s the only one i have of value

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just realized that if this dude was looking at applying for a job i’d see if cause he is still logged into my damn gmail account

#i think this one and only rejection did him in y’all

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incommunicato for practically 3 weeks - fucker comes back and is already dodging plans. should probs take it as a sign when the bitch won’t comment on which grey’s anatomy character we would be after he calls me his “person”.

#gonna kick somebody’s ass - goddamn jackass

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(karma is out here swinging)

#babe did not get this job #don’t piss off the lesbian aries my dudes

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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

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finally didn’t give a shit about fuck head replying to me today

#still want to kick his ass #and am sending the worst #and karma i pretty sure got his ass so he didn’t get the job he applied to last week #probs licking those wounds #fuck you jackass

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well hello void - i’m here with the update nobody has been waiting for - shockingly fucker did remember my birthday - 1 day early.

#sent him a friend request on facebook and instagram #which if you know me i hate both motherfucking sites #did this when i was fucking sure his ass was in a psych ward and wanted to see if he had access to his phone #it’s been over a week now with no response but his profile picture has changed so i would say the fucker does have access to his phone #and for some reason is screening me? #like wtf dude - i don’t care if you’re in indiana but don’t fucking lie to me about returning here if you are just staying there to hang out #with your old high school buddies 🤷‍♀️ #especially when you have led me to believe you’ve had a mental breakdown #but don’t you worry jackass your day of reckoning is coming in a form on an angry lesbian #cause if you want your goddamn scripts your ass is gonna have to come to my fucking apartment

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can’t wait to see how karma gets you back for making me worry for 2 days on if you’re dead or alive and then having be bawl my eyes out on my way home for 3 fucking days? let’s see the track record so far 🤷‍♀️

-ditch hanging out at my apartment to go drink with my other co-resident -> leads to your car getting towed and you having to pay over $200 to get it out

-ditch going to Disneyland with me to hang out with your pharmacy school friends -> leads to your $300 watch and car keys getting stolen resulting in you having to pay to get your car towed $100 and getting a new set of keys made $400

-ditch your second year of residency -> application for your dream job closes and you still don’t have a letter of rec from our boss

don’t know, maybe you’ll get a 2nd DUI and lose your license for good?

don’t fuck with me cause karma is a cunt and on my side 💅

#jesus i’m delusional #but i’m hurt as fuck #now i feel better after ranting but jesus

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jesus i hate starting new jobs

#and all my coworkers are men 🙃 #how long till they exclude me y’all? #my guess is 1 month

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welcome back to this hell site you filthy animals

#steddie #rosie rambles #twitter #this is said with love from a person that has never enjoyed twitter

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I have never related to a character as much as I do to Susie Myerson

#we’re both career driven #turned off by the aspect of love and relationships #both have been burnt in the past when we tried to follow our hearts #loners #strong minded #strong ass bitches #dress like middle aged men #both gay #and we gamble #I just prefer a bun to a ponytail #mrs maisel #the marvelous mrs. maisel #rosie rambles

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Fuck I want a spin-off of Mrs Maisel that explores Susie’s life before Midge

#I want all the details about her Tim’s in college #and Hedy #the marvelous mrs. maisel #mrs maisel #amazon prime

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Jesus, why the hell would she turn down Tony Bennett?

#mrs maisel #amazon prime #the marvelous mrs. maisel

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I just started season 4 and I know it’s not gonna happen, but I’m still living with the hope that Midge and Susie are endgame

#I think it’s a crime that the number of fics for them on ao3 is less than 50 #thank you to those fic writters because they have been feeding me this enter week #I would write a fic about them myself but the last time I did that my car got stolen the day after I wrote my first outline #mrs maisel #the marvelous mrs. maisel #amazon prime #rosie rambles

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How sad is it that I named my new Subaru after Susie Myerson?

#mrs maisel #the marvelous mrs. maisel #amazon prime #rosie rambles

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Why can’t I find somebody to love me as much as Susie loves her plunger?

#mrs maisel #the marvelous mrs. maisel #amazon prime #rosie rambles

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I honestly feel bad for people that have never been able to experience the joy of reading fanfic

#steddie #like did the burn update hurt? #hell yes it did #but goddamn it feels so good