potted-plant-but---cat

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Not made by god????

CANNON????

Whatever... hi phonegingi??

WHA?!?!?!?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GREEN CRYPTID IN DIALTOWN-

GET YOUR OWN GIG. POSERRRRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

What even ARE you

[potted-plant-but---cat]

I'm gonna need to ask God what the hell he was on making you..

Annyways!! I'm dandelion a young forest dweller!

WHA?!?!?!?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GREEN CRYPTID IN DIALTOWN-

GET YOUR OWN GIG. POSERRRRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

What even ARE you

[potted-plant-but---cat]

WHA?!?!?!?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GREEN CRYPTID IN DIALTOWN-

GET YOUR OWN GIG. POSERRRRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

What even ARE you

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Welp! You lern something new everyday!

Did you know that before the dailup, you needed 2 pounds of force to kill someone? By hitting them on the bridge of the nose, stabbing a bone into their brain

W-Wha-

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Did you know that randal?

Did you know that before the dailup, you needed 2 pounds of force to kill someone? By hitting them on the bridge of the nose, stabbing a bone into their brain

W-Wha-

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Now we wait

Hey!!! Come here I'm in your territory!!!! Hey pspspssspsspsssss

Fuck. off.

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Old Godzilla was hopping aroundTokyo City like a big playgroundWhen suddenly Batman burst from the shadeAnd hit Godzilla with a BatgrenadeGodzilla got pissed and began to attackBut didn't expect to be blocked by ShaqWho proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-FuWhen Aaron Carter came out of the blueAnd he started beating up Shaquille O'NealThen they both got flattened by the BatmobileBut before it could make it back to the BatcaveAbraham Lincoln popped out of his graveAnd took an AK-47 out from under his hatAnd blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tatBut he ran out of bullets and he ran awayBecause Optimus Prime came to save the dayThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive, I wonder who it will beThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGodzilla took a bite out of Optimus PrimeLike Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crimeAnd then Shaq came back covered in a tire trackBut Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his backAnd Batman was injured, and trying to get steadyWhen Abraham Lincoln came back with a macheteBut suddenly something caught his leg and he trippedIndiana Jones took him out with his whipThen he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behindAnd he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missedAnd Jackie Chan deflected it with his fistThen he jumped in the air and did a somersaultWhile Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vaultOnto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the airThen they both got hit by a Care Bear stareThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive, I wonder who it will beThis is the ultimate showdownAngels sang out an immaculate chorusDown from the heavens descended Chuck NorrisWho delivered a kick which could shatter bonesInto the crotch of Indiana JonesWho fell over on the ground, writhing in painAs Batman changed back into Bruce WayneBut Chuck saw through his clever disguiseAnd he crushed Batman's head in between his thighsThen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the WhiteAnd Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knightAnd Benito Mussolini and the Blue MeanieAnd Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth VaderLo-pan, Superman, every single Power RangerBill S. Preston and Theodore LoganSpock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk HoganAll came out of nowhere lightning fastAnd they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy assIt was the bloodiest battle that the world ever sawWith civilians looking on in total aweThe fight raged on for a centuryMany lives were claimed, but eventuallyThe champion stood, the rest saw their betterMr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweaterThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive, I wonder who it will beThis is the ultimate showdown(The ultimate showdown)This is the ultimate showdown(The ultimate showdown)This is the ultimate showdownOf ultimate destiny

NO.

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

what do you think of hobos

Feel bad for most of them. Except god

I actually give anything edible that i grow to Randy because the poor guy needs a break

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

can you do a flip

Of course I can! Why wouldn't i be able to do a flip

#it cant do a flip.. #kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

I will after this

Hey!!! Come here I'm in your territory!!!! Hey pspspssspsspsssss

Fuck. off.

#get catnip thrown at you L + ratio + skill issue

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Go deep into the woods for it

YESSSS!!!

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Do u know any other cryptids??

I know.. maybe one? I kinda want to meet more, though...

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Why are u so fluffy

That's a good question

Ask god

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

There is a cryptid that is a massive aggressive bastard that likes catnip so erm...

Bring them to me. Now I need to bother them

#kitty cat? asks

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Are u aware that catnip attracts cryptids?

Oh yes! But I've grown immune to it! I hope I find one really aggressive cunt and they turn into a soft mushy bug that I can hold in the palm of my hand

#kitty cat? asks #he may be conveniently referenceing falsey somewhat

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Hey I'm making an askblog of this oc

Their name is Dandelion!!

Uhh I'll edit this when it's been Madd to @ it

#hello friend!! (prev)

[potted-plant-but---cat]

Hey you!

Yeah you!

Ask me random questions.. please

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