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friday harbor is the kind of town where the sentence "i sell weed to the mayor" is a perfectly legitimate and comfortable thing to say

#he always says 'this ought to be good for government work' when he chooses a cart #life

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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#bud hut made me realize we go nose blind to every smell we're regularly exposed to #within my first week of working there i couldn't smell the weed anymore #it was such a rich layered smell at first #and i loved it so i was upset to realize it was gone #and now i understand that's just our daily life #that's why mom's house smelled better after a few days living there and why it always smells bad again now #i kinda hate that about noses but i understand why biology did it

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Pride season is approaching and if I hear ANYONE speak poorly of bisexual women with boyfriends/husbands I’ll pop all your tires okay thx for listeninggg <3

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"Capitalism allows you to follow your dreams. Socialism forces you to give up your dreams."

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

#the dwight and angela gif is the addition this post needed for me #i've seen it a couple times and didn't think it was quite funny enough to reblog until now

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