portalstan

[portalstan]

god i miss writing stan

#ooc ▿ have you ever wanted to escape #[ MAN..... #[ shakes him #[ fixations on o.ne p.iece bc heehoo funny pirates so i've been on my blogs for them but /Man/ #[ one day..... #[ your honor i miss bastard clown conman #[ who care heem family #[ its crazy bc like. it's only been like 4? months since ive been here but it feel SO much longer #[ g/ravity f/alls thoughts just #[ yeeted into the void #[ sdfjksd also i applied for college got into college and then midterms and now finals so that probably adds to it dsjdskl #[ mmm #[ i dont think i'll be coming back here soon but til then yall take care! #[ if you know o.ne p.iece can find me over @ soulsolid n others uvu

[portalstan]

        Whatever I have to do, I will do.

His life is worth a нυи∂яє∂ σf мιиє.

#v5 ▿ miser mystery #musing ▿ one person's lie is just another man's truth

[portalstan]

 - what?

       You expect me to leave everything I’ve ever known?

                                                        Do you know how HARD that is?!

#musing ▿ one person's lie is just another man's truth #[ literally applies to Every single verse / period of this mans life

[portalstan]

there’s a shred of you that still hopes he cares,                                              that you’re irreplaceable,                                                                 that you’re IMPORTANT…

              BUT YOU CAN’T HELP BUT THINK THAT HOPE IS MISPLACED.

#musing ▿ one person's lie is just another man's truth #stanford ▿ strangely corroding my whole world #[ h ah

[portalstan]

 [ … ] a full minute of stunned silence means “My God what did you do?”                                                                               not “Please continue.”

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#promo ▿ familiar face in the vastness of space #[ gio n gios bright absolute beloveds....

[portalstan]

the blackout club – sentence starters ( ii ) :

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  can we go already?  ❞ ❝  come on! before i lose my nerve…  ❞ ❝  game faces… let’s do this!  ❞ ❝  if you guys need me, i’m there.  ❞ ❝  i’m ready. i mean… reluctantly.  ❞ ❝  ready, you guys ready?  ❞ ❝  ready?  can we please do a cool slo-mo walk this time?  ❞ ❝  while we’re young, maybe?  ❞ ❝  can’t do much, but i can aim.  ❞ ❝  i best not miss.  ❞ ❝  i am the night! …kinda. i’m… night flavored.  ❞ ❝  sure. i drank three sodas and climbed a rope… once.  ❞ ❝  what?  i like heights.  ❞ ❝  i want the shocker… heh.  ❞ ❝  stun gun’s rechargeable, so…  ❞ ❝  club’s calling, y'all.  ❞ ❝  focus, guys, new mission.  ❞ ❝  new message from the club.  ❞ ❝  gotta catch my breath…  ❞ ❝  (panting) hang on! hang on, hang on… ❞ ❝ h-hold up! …i’m wrecked…  ❞ ❝  i gotta’ rest a sec…  ❞ ❝  i’ll be – i’ll be okay…! i think…  ❞ ❝  two seconds… okay, ten seconds…  ❞ ❝  knock it off!  ❞ ❝  flashlights down! i’m gonna’ take that thing away!  ❞ ❝  get that light off me!  ❞ ❝  hey! you’re lighting me up!  ❞ ❝  don’t wanna’ die down here. just give me a nice… breakfast nook!❞ ❝  how long did it take them to build this place…?  ❞ ❝  how far down are we…? never mind. don’t tell me.  ❞ ❝  i know this place…  ❞ ❝  i love this, just loving this! the darkness, the dirt, and cold. it’s like an evil spa.  ❞ ❝  i’m not scared… just living my best life.  ❞ ❝  it’s all real. this is… real.  ❞ ❝  it’s like a real life dungeon…  ❞ ❝  i’ve seen this before… dreams, but… not mine…  ❞ ❝  looks like a… what does it look like?  ❞ ❝  sleepwalkers built this? how in god’s name…  ❞ ❝  the place feels, uh… familiar.  ❞ ❝  this place… why with this place?  ❞ ❝  wonderful… back down here.  ❞ ❝  stuff happens, parents worry, that’s how it works. haha.  ❞ ❝  c'mon, mom, the rule is, my music in my room, right? haha. and i love this song.  ❞ ❝ for my hour of tv this week, can i please just watch the news with you, mom? i miss you.  ❞ ❝  I’m just gonna’ practice my 3-point shot, dad. Jeez. It’s like the perfect summer day.  ❞ ❝  okay, mom. i won’t do it again. dad, you know i respect like, 99 percent of your opinion. haha.  ❞ ❝  that’s a great joke, dad!  can i post that online?  haha, see what i did there?  ❞ ❝  the sun looks amazing today. not sure why i never seem to notice. just look at it. i mean, wow.  ❞ ❝  yes, dad, i’ve been studying. hah, no, maybe not as much as i’m supposed to, but i’m only human.  ❞ ❝  i saw one of the bad kids, mom! make them leave!  ❞ ❝  make them go away, dad! they have a bad attitude! ❞ ❝  those bad kids are back! help!  ❞ ❝  my dad is going to call your dad!  and then you’ll see!  ❞ ❝  you guys are in so much trouble! get away from me!  ❞ ❝  and… i’m back. am i back?  ❞ ❝  it’s you! you brought me back… i owe you one.  ❞ ❝  that… was not good. thank you.  ❞ ❝  you… you saved me.  ❞ ❝  damn it, no! not you too… ❞ ❝  i’ll tell your folks… i’ll tell ‘em… something. ❞ ❝  no… goddammit, you weren’t supposed to…  ❞ ❝  oh jesus… this could be any of us!  ❞ ❝  shit… shit. i am so sorry… ❞ ❝  he was our friend! now he’s…  ❞ ❝  that was a person… oh god.  ❞ ❝  this is too real…  ❞ ❝  creepy enough?  yes.  ❞ ❝  okay… file that away…  ❞ ❝  you getting this?  ❞ ❝  and what’s the club got to say?  ❞ ❝  cool. so what was next?  ❞ ❝  good, right? texting hq.  ❞ ❝  hey! look at us! technically competent.  ❞ ❝  man, i wish i could post this on… something.  ❞ ❝  i’m the best that’s ever been.  ❞ ❝  we came, we saw, we… still need a catchphrase!  ❞ ❝  wooo, woo, woo! woo, yes!  woo, woo, woo! you’re the best! woo!  ❞ ❝  over there!  ❞ ❝  that way.  ❞ ❝  mine now.  ❞ ❝  dibs on everything.  ❞ ❝  strongbox! what’s in it?  ❞ ❝  but stealing is wRoNg.  ❞ ❝  don’t mind if i do!  ❞ ❝  evidence of spooky conspiracy. confiscating.  ❞ ❝  someone forgot to pick up their toys.  ❞ ❝  it’s locked.  ❞ ❝  who’s got lockpicks? oh yeah. me.  ❞ ❝  another door.  ❞ ❝  doors are my nemesis.  ❞ ❝  quiet! sleeper!  ❞ ❝  remember. sleepers could be family.  ❞ ❝  sleepwalker.  ❞ ❝  they’re not evil… just hypnotized.  ❞ ❝  lucid here.  ❞ ❝  camera. stay out of the light.  ❞ ❝  they got cctv.  ❞ ❝  it’s that stalker kid!  ❞ ❝  stalker! stalker!  ❞ ❝  there’s that creep!  ❞ ❝  body here. still alive.  ❞ ❝  just sleeping. don’t touch 'em.  ❞ ❝  get down!  ❞ ❝  quiet!  ❞ ❝  i have such savings to offer you…  ❞ ❝  oh-oh! evil corp’s calling!  ❞ ❝  personal call to work. shame, shame.  ❞ ❝  prank calling… now!  ❞ ❝  i can’t believe that worked!  ❞ ❝  target neutralized!  ❞ ❝  that’s for bells, asshole!  ❞ ❝  bad guy down!  ❞ ❝  wow, that worked! really well…  ❞ ❝  got that little shit!  ❞ ❝  how’s it feel, shithead?  ❞ ❝  i got 'em! uh, what now?  ❞ ❝  okay! holding this one… for now!  ❞ ❝  see how you like it!  ❞ ❝  stay down, stay down…!  ❞ ❝  that’s right! how you like me now?!  ❞ ❝  angel coming!  ❞ ❝  close your eyes! close your eyes!  ❞ ❝  guys, please! not the angel!  ❞ ❝  it’s after me! oh god…  ❞ ❝  it’s here for me!  ❞ ❝  no! not the shape!  ❞ ❝  the angel! i’m the target!  ❞ ❝  angel’s gone… i think.  ❞ ❝  it left me… it left.  ❞

#ask meme ▿ show me the promiseland #[ microwave noises

[portalstan]

     You know, if you gotta job to do, you need to make sure that you do it right !  So if you’re asked to take a coupl’a bodies to a certain place for safe-keeping, of course you gotta make sure to knock out as many suckers as possible and make a big ol’ pile with them !  The more the merrier, it’s just science !  Sixer approved so obviously it is.

#crack ▿ why did the conman cross the portal? #v6▿ kings of jersey #sixersigned #[ looks at steam and sees tbc screenshots from yesterday #[ context? in this house? #[ never heard of her

[portalstan]

Reminder that the US Government are cowards ran by babies in tophats and that today does NOT legally or otherwise exist no matter what those shmucks say and that is finale

#ic ▿ a thousand times a day #v5 ▿ miser mystery #[ i shouldve been asleep 2 hours ago but saw its soos's birthday and stan muse went 'THATS MY SO- i mean employee' #[ soos my absolute beloved that is all gjskgkdk #[ thinks a normal amount of how stan tried to erase the day from calander for him #[ he has the spirit... he tries #[ he tries so hard but hes so inexperienced but hes trying #[ and he cares sm ab soos #[ head in hands im so normal ab them

[portalstan]

     Anyway don’t think Stan should be allowed to relate to a lego creature sm

#ooc ▿ have you ever wanted to escape #[ stan muse rly said we are ONLY going to raise a hand to shake it with some guy in a blue vest #[ haha bestie noooo don't be a jaded version of your previously optimistic self due to abandoment / trauma / extended period of isolation #[ and bc you feel like you only rly have yourself / are in space / act bigger than you are #[ anyway if i get invested in le.go movi.e blame toby n oreo i dont think im following any of toby's blogs on here #[ but from the grave im shaking them #[ god im rly feeling the 'miss writing muses' this week #[ need to remake this guy already.... #[ sighs #[ puts him into the plinko

[portalstan]

tcrnback​:

@portalstan​ SAID: “for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.” @ rex smile

❝ Yeah, well, that’s just the way the dice rolls, buddy, ❞ Rex replies with a dimissive shrug; few people wanted to feel the impending nihilism of life, but they sure didn’t get the choice either. Rex didn’t – he NEVER did. Once upon a time, there was a moment he felt TOO much… but, not anymore. He settles his hands on his hips, surveying the area. Quiet… that’s not foreboding. ❝ You manage to find a way to completely shut off your feelings and years of trauma and abandonment, get back to me. ❞

     Well, well, well. If it isn't Lady Luck coming back to bite him in the ass. Because of course he got himself stranded in the middle of nowhere with some kind of schmuck in a vest of all things.

     Still, he couldn't help but laugh at the guy's statement, the irony of it was far from lost. Trauma and abandonment ?  Check and check, but you won’t catch him going around crying about Stanford to every stranger he meets  ( not anymore ). Because that was how you get used.

“ I don't know, ”   Stan kept his voice light, indifferent as he took his own glance around the area⁠— eh, whatever nasty little secrets the place had in store for him he could take it, could always throw the other guy to the wolves for distraction if it came to.

“ You tried running away from them, yet ?  Denial's one hell of a drug. ”

#ic ▿ a thousand times a day #tcrnback #v tbt. #[ they're either going to commit so many crimes or kill each other #[ head in hands #[ fdshjdsfjfkl

[portalstan]

samadhifire​:

@portalstan​ SAID: ❝  if you would just let me speak for a moment you’d see we’re on the same side here.  ❞ [ for the lad,    for the red son boy

❝ Hmm… ❞ the boy trails, arms folded as he eyes the man with a scrutinizing gaze. He has to admit, the other raises a valid point… at least in THIS situation. Strategic measures would call for a temporary truce, much as Red Son LOATHED those… he felt as though he was in debt in some way. That, and well… something about the man’s aura didn’t exactly radiate trustworthy QUITE like those heroes’ did. Oh, well – what HOPE did this stranger stand against a member of the Demon Bull Family?

❝ I’ll admit, you present a convincing argument, space man. I am listening. But, take warning – for the coming hours, I will be WATCHING you. ❞

Holy shit he actually bought into it.

     Stanley let out a silent sigh, careful to keep his face neutral as he slowly dropped his arms from the air and slipped on his conman’s grin. Fire elementals —  or whatever the hell this guy was  — were the worst. Less worse after he'd stolen the fireproof jacket, but damn. Heat and him were not friends in the slightest, and fire in particular seemed to take pleasure in haunting him.

     Still, maybe he could twist this situation to his advantage. He'd gotten a glimpse of the tech this kid had going on before he'd been caught  ( not his brightest moment, but it was par course at this point with his luck )  and if he could only get his hand on some of it...

“ You won't regret this ! ”   he chirped, offering his hand out for a shake,   “ Big fan of you and your family's work, by the way !  Just wanted to offer you all some of my expertise in the realm up above, wink wink. ”

     It was a... risk. Always was when trying to strike a deal when he didn’t have all the details to go off of. But he had the small tangent he’d overheard earlier and plenty of practice in bullshitting to go off of. Buttering up fire boy’s ego might pay off, it was worth a shot.

#ic ▿ a thousand times a day #samadhifire #[ rex can stay in a corner but i drag stan out for this #[ fdshjdsjklds #[ head in hands

[portalstan]

“ Well, you know what they say !   If you can’t have the position of power, becoming close buddies with the guy in it is your next best call. ”

#[ <- says the manwho got into sm trouble with druglrods #ic. #v5 ▿ miser mystery #[ but yes drops this with 0 context hf #crack.

[portalstan]

“ SUMMERWEEN again and you know what that means suckers, ”

“ Scaring small children without remorse ! ”

#v5 ▿ miser mystery #ic. #[ posts this and returns to void #[ dsjdslsd #[ time! isn't real

[portalstan]

     y. eah i think i’m going to be moving this blog some point in the future

until then feel free to DM to chat or for D.iscord! And also currently active on my Le.go Mon.kie Kid blogs @/energeticsand & @/jinandyin o/ take care yall

#ooc ▿ have you ever wanted to escape #[ vibes have been bonked anddd not too sure on why #[ also don't know When i'll be moving things #[ /might/ use the fiddl/eford blog i was Going to make b4 i forgot fdjksl makin stan main and then fid/ds as a side #[ think that'll be the case for whenever i'm able to focus enough for it #[ hope everyones doin well though!! #[ rememb take care and all that good stuff #[ and also pspsps watch lego m/onkie k/id #[ active over on @energeticsand fdsj the one muse who has therapy #[ n then @jinandyin who are chaos gremlins #[ but yes. that's an update dfjslsd

[portalstan]

[ txt ] Hah! Everyone knows that audio can be forged especially that one

[ txt ] But i swear that if one things out of place at the shack the only thing ill be ordering is ordering you around to clean up whatever mess youve made.

[ txt ] And also soos hasnt fixed the vacuum cleaner yet so hope you remember where i put the brooms

[ txt ] Yknow the extra splintery old ones

[ txt ] hey grunkle stan ! [ txt ] i’d like to remind you how i’m your favorite great nephew and that i have the audio evidence of you saying so :) [ txt ] the shack might look a little… different ! when you get back. it’s okay ! everything is under control !  [ txt ] also, can we order pizza tonight? 

     @portalstan​ ❤’d this post for a text message starter !!

#v5 ▿ miser mystery #ic ▿ a thousand times a day #piinetrees #[ i feel like stan would have auto caps but ignore most grammar mistakes #[ bc he doesnt care and then later specifically to spite ford #[ dipper n mabel telling stan internet lingo.... #[ if this is post finale ford wakes up to 1902 texts of stanley going you put blorbo into the plinko??? /lh

[portalstan]

Old video edit (technically my first jklds) that I decided to actually publish for Gravity Fall’s 10th anniversary! Stan centric so fitting seeing that it’s also his (and ford’s) birthday

Song: Growing Old On Bleeker Street by AJR

Journal 3 font in the thumbnail from @/tsunamiholmes!

already rambled in the video description but, god. This show and the characters within mean so much to me dfsjks definitely the series I’ve fixated the most on and lives rent free in my mind for good reason. If it wasn’t obvious fjkls Stanley’s my favorite character and honestly part of why that is that is character tells me that, it’s okay. You don’t have to be perfect and even if you screw up, or even if you feel like you’ve screwed up, things will be okay. There are people who will care about you and no matter how long bad times last, things will be okay. The end is never the end :]

And I just feel like gravity falls as a whole sends that message and, it’s something I’m incredibly thankful for. Cheers to 10 years and here’s to the next!

#ooc ▿ have you ever wanted to escape #mun edit. #[ drops this here as well because Why not #[ i do think ive shared this one before but fdskl here it is uploaded somewhere else #[ happy birthday stan n happy anniversary to this incredible show <3

[portalstan]

     Stop being a party pooper Sixer and embrace the spirit of guilting poor shmucks into giving them free crap or so god help him he is going to be replacing all the coffee with dirt.

I EXPECT NOTHING. / portalstan​:

     Sounds like SOMEONE’S jealous of being the less-popular silver fox.

No. Not really.

#sixersigned #v5 ▿ miser mystery #[ mentally projects STOP BEING A NERD via twinpathy #[ hlsdld