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Today’s the day

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At 18, everyone receive a superpower. Your childhood friend got a power-absorption, your best friends got time control, and they quickly rise into top 100 most powerful superheroes. You got a mediocre superpower, but somehow got into the top 10. Today they visit you asking how you did it.

#superheroes #second person pov #prose #boosting #long #text post #should be famous

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Why does the Click look like he wants to eat me

#the click #clicky wicky #youtubers #onetopic #genuine question

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Snow Art by Simon Beck (2018)

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Gotta go fast

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your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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Greetings good sir, I apologize the inconvenience but the people has a question for you, one you've probably come across in the past.

As a veteran tumblr user, you must have at some point been presented with the concept of destiel, that gay angel Constantine lookalike and trauma-driven hunter pair from Supernatural.

We must know, what is your opinion, in case you were to have any, on the pairing? Do you ship them?

No, I haven't come across it, except people occasionally rather bafflingly send me asks about it here. I have no idea why they do this. I'm not entirely sure that they do. Surely the point of having a ship is that it's yours, and your fellow shippers, and not that you attempt to convince the rest of the world about your ship, or to seek random support from random people.

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I still suck trying to draw cute stuff

I love the heart of the poster, your honor

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Hi. I have a tag that I use sometimes when I post stuff here. It's #notmyart. This means I have found an art piece I like, but may not know who created it, and I don't want to claim it as my own. No art theft is intended, and I'm not reposting things that I know are on here for clout or notes.

If you see something I've posted and I haven't tagged the artist, please DM me and let me know who the artist is, and where I can find the OP, and I will sort it out. Do not tag me in public asks just to get the artist to yell at me!

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I just found this and thought it was cool

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been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

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you deserve peace. normalize telling ppl to fuck off.

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Useful advice from Edward Teach

Available as stickers in my store!

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McOrder

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Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...