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* 𝐒𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐒.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ you are supposed to address me as ‘sir.’ ”
“ i won, i won, on a horse called smokey. ”
“ invited to feel regret, he felt no regret. ”
“ i like you, you know why? because if i tell you a joke, you pretend that it’s funny. ”
“ you hate this place. ”
“ i hate this peace. war, my friend, is where you find it. ”
“ i hope i did no permanent damage. ”
“ fucker, first and foremost. ”
“ i’m used to uneven battles. ”
“ drink. do not think. ”
“ do not be yourself tonight. ”
“ when we are among them, your mother is not watching. ”
“ oh, i’m sensing resentment. ”
“ i’m afraid theft is something i cannot tolerate. ”
“ in war, we are allowed to be the beasts that we are. ”
“ we are taught to kill silently, and it becomes instinctive, almost like swallowing. ”
“ eyes are for thumbs to push… into the brain. mouths can be torn open, necks are a gift - god’s ultimate mistake. ”
“ everything you touch is a weapon. ”
“ you are a weapon. ”
“ works every time. ”
“ doesn’t this fucking squeaking drive you insane?! ”
“ i can’t fucking salute anymore. ”
“ what would it take to make you call me sir!? ”
“ it would take respect. ”
“ i always sleep well. ”
“ nothing is as it seems. ”
“ justified by inner rage. ”
“ they say it is an exquisite death, though, who the people are that know that is unrecorded. ”
“ you’re supposed to be in hospital. ”
“ kill with cutlery if necessary. ”
“ you crept up on me. ”
“ right now beauty is not a currency i value. ”
“ you will learn that i tend to hear about everything. ”
“ they are dead men, just awaiting confirmation. like me. ”
“ if you’re going to stand there staring, we will charge you admission. ”
“ anything expected fails. ”
“ never be where you are meant to be. ”
“ did you have a fall? ”
“ am i dead? ”
“ i’m told my the doctor not to express pity. ”
“ you’re not making any sense at all. ”
“ we have nothing to discuss. ”
“ mostly, i don’t like people. but i like you. ”
“ i understand you gentlemen are very good at killing people. ”
“ we won’t all survive, but we will triumph. ”
“ and if all this is a lovely dream of mine, well it has been lovely dreaming it. ”
“ lately, i’m changed by him. ”
“ if i sit up barking and howling at night, as i sometimes do, he takes me for a walk and throws a stick for me. ”
“ there’s no shame turning back on a night like this. ”
“ it’s broken. ”
“ we need to be alive to go again. ”
“ maybe it’s your attitude, maybe it’s the way you walk. ”
“ you are walking on a tightrope. ”
“ i don’t like waiting around. ”
“ fucking is fine, feeling is not. ”
“ literally, unquestionably, undeniably in the middle of fucking nowhere. if fucking nowhere had a capital city, this would be it. and this would be the main street of fucking nowhere city, and the lord mayor would be fucking no-one, presiding over fuck all, in a place where there was no-one around to give a fuck. ”
“ you need any help, there isn’t any. ”
“ i’m fucking sick of being the taxi service. ”
“ for god’s sake, don’t be seen. ”
“ i never go to parties to which i am invited anyway. ”
“ it’s not a competition. ”
“ fuck the moon. ”
“ the moon is our friend, patience is our enemy. ”
“ those that see us will soon be dead. ”
“ so damn corny, isn’t it? ”
“ i can tell you the full commandment - thous shalt not kill, except in a very good cause. ”
“ only monsters would keep count. ”
“ i will get a break, i am owed a fucking break! ”
“ you’re being very mysterious. ”
“ you always resort to military terms when you’re embarrassed. ”
“ talk to me like that, i will knock your bleeding block off! ”
“ drink rum, fight dirty, fuck the rules. ”
“ who dares wins. ”
“ are you not compassionate? ”
“ and there was me thinking that you were with me because you liked me. ”
“ oh, to run away, eh? oh, how grand a life it would be to be a coward. to love life that much. ”
“ you don’t deserve my father’s wisdom. ”
“ sometimes when you are in command, you need to make difficult decisions. ”
“ never wrestle naked in the sand. sand under the foreskin is one of the most painful medical conditions imaginable. ”
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“ expect to be isolated by my contempt. ”
“ i am a hand grenade, pull the pin, throw me where the enemy is most numerous. ”
“ the eyes of a familiar compound ghost, both intimate, and unidentifiable. ”
“ i find ts eliot rather dull. ”
“ not a debate worth getting sand under the foreskin for, one might imagine. ”
“ you must ask why, because if you know why you are carrying out your mission, when things fuck up - which they inevitably will - you will know how to achieve what you set out to achieve, in a different way. ”
“ i like plans that can be explained with one breath. ”
“ i have you! ”
“ get on your feet! ”
“ i expected better from you. ”
“ i wonder if it’s something more or not. ”
“ i save my bullets for the enemy! ”
“ i cannot believe you just risked your life for no reason. ”
“ you would do this purely to discover that i am not you. ”
“ lesson learned about men, and the motivation of men. ”
“ fuck, it’s a dead end. ”
“ because why the fuck not? ”
“ i’m only staying to make sure you don’t damage any of our property. ”
“ you make me curious. ”
“ what you did today, i wondered if you’d do that if you loved someone. ”
“ loving somebody can make you too fond of life, which… can turn you into a coward. ”
“ whatever is the cause of your pain? you have my deepest sympathy. ”
“ you certainly have my attention. ”
“ it takes me a while to get back to normal. ”
“ about an hour after sunset i will stop shaking, and then about an hour after that i will stop hearing explosions. ”
“ as a general rule, i avoid possession and being possessed. ”
“ among the broken bottles on the floor you’ll find several teeth. ”
“ i blame my father, what’s your excuse for being such a mad fucker? ”
“ i don’t need a fucking excuse. ”
“ one night, someone’s going to come in here and they’re going to slit your throat. ”
“ they are welcome to try. ”
“ the use of irish as an adjective is very provoking. ”
“ i would beat you to death. ”
“ i’d take your knife from you, cut off your balls and stir them into a bloody mary. ”
“ there. that was me pulling a knife. ”
“ no-one can bear undeclared grief. ”
“ do you remember collapsing? ”
“ you stood on the table and told everyone you loved me. ”
“ dear god. love? now i do apologize. must’ve been the whisky. ”
“ if that is rather odd, i’d hate to see very odd. ”
“ he thinks too much. such men are dangerous. ”
“ no-one knows anyone. ”
“ you have great difficulty with approval, don’t you? ”
“ you’d just rather play the renegade. ”
“ there is no time to be unambitious. ”
“ you don’t know who might be listening to you. ”
“ you need to look defeated. ”
“ we don’t want to draw attention to ourselves. ”
“ this is where we split up. ”
“ we’ve been betrayed. ”
“ yes well, vodka does uh, it does make some poor decisions. ”
“ everything i touch… boom, gone! ”
“ my holiday in the sun continues to be eventful. ”
“ what the fuck are we supposed to do now? ”
“ now the blood will flow. ”
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Anyone else freaking out over the Hannibal reunion happening in Chicago this April ಠ_ಠ
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Happy soup day!!! (Superman day!)
Rambling:
Close ups:
Him shirtless:
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it does not matter if you have a genuine desire to do good (kendall) or a deep capacity for love (roman) or have comparatively progressive politics and are a victim of the misogynistic environment your father created (shiv). because if your sense of self is so intrinsically tied to oppressive capitalist structures, what good are your best impulses, your love, your decency? waystar is them and they are waystar what does any kindness they possess actually matter if they are only capable of acting upon it within the framework of the fascistic, patriarchal corporation that they have no desire to escape?
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This scene>>>
Two (very high) bros chilling on a bed no feet apart 'cause... I mean, they might be gay,,,
This was very,,, baby of them
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- "Victor!"
"I think I need to go home."
Sofiane:*Jealously intensifies*
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sense8 meme - [6/9] friendships > wolfgang x felix
He’s my brother. And not by something as accidental as blood, by something much stronger. By choice.
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joe toye (and one honorable luztoye mention) text posts for @ewipandora <3
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Headcanon that Thomas Wayne was an absolute POWERHOUSE in the kitchen. That guy could make air taste like paradise. Alfred, the absolute IMPOSTER, uses his recipes to impress the bat kids.
Of course a Sicilian New Jersian who smoked 2 packs a week came up with Jason’s favorite marinara sauce and not a goddam British guy who’s favorite meal is tea and biscuits.
The batkids find a picture of tiny Bruce with a little chef hat on his dad’s arm, face full of marinara sauce, half asleep cause the kitchen’s so warm and smells like pure Nirvana
However, Bruce, like Alfred, had no idea about flavor, cause he was more than adamant about dining at Maroni’s restaurant.
Thomas: I can make you a fresh lasagne at home
Bruce: but this lasagna comes with a toy :/
Thomas, watching his disappointment of a child (Bruce is 3) eat that frozen pile of reheated shit Maroni calls food:
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book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
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ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST
in Fleabag (2016-2019)
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