poorks

[poorks]

It’s fun talking about your boyfriend’s fashion, but what about you? What do you usually wear? 

My boyfriend's go-to joke is that I dress like an Archie Comics character

Always jeans. Never not jeans. I'm always wearing denim of some kind and color.

And if its warm I'm wearing an open flannel or button-up shirt with a t-shirt underneath. If its cold I'm wearing a sweater 2 sizes too big with a button-up underneath. If its cold I'll wear a beanie, if its warm I'll wear a snapback. If its especially warm I tie the button-up around my waist

My t-shirts consist of primarily solid color shirts from craft stores that I splashed bleach on, shirts by catcrumb on tumblr, and one I ordered from redbubble that's a giant drawing of my cat's face

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Could you tell us about your experiences with the Souls series?

Sort of a general overview of your perspective on them.

I had never heard of FromSoft until February 15th, 2015 when I was at a friend's apartment in college and they brought home the copy of Bloodborne they preordered and everyone gathered around in excitement

Then a Youtuber group that did gaming streams did a playthrough of Bloodborne as a drinking game

Then I got to see Dark Souls III a day before it came out (friend of a friend worked for IGN, for some reason I got invited to the guy's house with the friend who wanted to play the review copy. Yes I'm flexing)

Then everyone was playing Dark Souls III. I think I was watching Game Grumps play that along with the same youtubers as before

My friends liked doing challenge runs of the original Dark Souls and I'd watch them do that all the time and glean nothing about the plot.

Then I moved away from all of them. I watched stream VODs of Sekiro in like 2020. I've seen like 20 minutes total of gameplay footage of Elden Ring.

[poorks]

What inspired you to even make a blog in the first place?

The ORIGINAL was me being a horny 21-year-old and wanting a place to post it. All of the characters were askblog-related and I'd draw from the fandom I was in at the time (I will not say which)

Then it just became an outlet for horny stuff. I stopped doing fandom stuff and made it more private when the blog officially became 'poorks', but it was still all the same characters lmao. Just revamped to be OCs

[poorks]

Poorks AMA? Questions for me? Batting my eyelashes?

#sfw or nsfw #i had a rough afternoon and some talking about myself would be nice

[poorks]

Claire just exsisting as a fat girl pls

[poorks]

I’m a veteran of the Claire vs Lorenzo wars and I am here to say.

Why not Sem and Lorenzo?

I say and, not vs, because that’s dumb. But I am genuinely curious to know what a meeting in the club would be like. Both boys massive and willing to fuck.

Honestly they'd just find their own meat and keep to themselves. Neither care about the other having a belly and neither are each other's type.

Also Sem is like 10+ years older than Lorenzo. He's a tiny twink, sure, but the maturity difference is massive. Sem isn't going to start any beef in a public place

[poorks]

Sylvain and Victoire in the fantasy rp! + Sylvain's boyfriend Ryuuji

[poorks]

Suyin art!!!! Suyin art for the soul!!!!

she gets worse so we can be better

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Baby Cuthulu!

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Honestly nothing beats slime! Victoire's belly is like a big colourful medicine ball- warm and squishy too!! :3c

[poorks]

Erotic circus? Can you elaborate on what that is?

Circus but its sexy. Tits are out, erotic movement, etc.

#such things exist irl i suggest doing a search

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[poorks]

Screw it!! Polly is leading in the poll so that's the winning name!

Here's our new clown girl!! She performs in the same erotic circus Victoire does!

[poorks]

Beached whale Manu practically spilling over with fertilized eggs

DoorDash and Postmates' dream

[poorks]

oof... now im just imagining Manu, whos already pretty big bcuz of Gummy and all her meddling, but even bigger with fertilized and unfertilized eggs alike just waiting to be deposited 🥵🥵🥵

Unfertilized eggs are undetectably small, but fertilized eggs absolutely can make Manu even bigger

[poorks]

hey boss, got a Manu and Gummy question: since Gummy's intentions are to eat, fuck, and be fucked, is she passing on genetic material once its fertilized or is Gummy carrying ... eggs(?) inside Manu?

Both are equally possible :)

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Lotte, heavily pregnant wearing her magic cock in public, not expecting to be this turned on and hoping nobody notices the tent under her belly

She's trying so hard to play it off