ponypocalypse

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SHE MAKES ME SICK 🔥 I FEEL SICKY 🔥 I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS IN A GOOD OR BAD WAY 🔥 I MAY HAVE TO STOP INTERACTING WITH HER 🔥 I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE 🔥

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hey so actually i was planning on letting the rot consume today but uh.. yeah you can come over i…

c..CONDOMS?! eY EY WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y

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liking a girl on my phone may or may not be the worst thing to ever ever ever happen to me ever

oh yeah man just.. RIGHT over the trauma of the last girl just.. OVERWRITE THE SAVE FILE ITLL BE FINE

and FUN

and DANDY!!!!!!

#GET OUT OF MY HEAD #THE ROT IS CONSUMING ME AAAAAAAA #anita max wynn #nyaaaaaaa

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seems clear to me that some harlot may think me insane. come the final tick of the clock and…

who shall be revealed?

THYSELF! YOU THINK ME MAD????….FOR I HAVE DONE NOTHING! HARLOTS! CHARLATANS! PIXIES!

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i fear i may give up on the love thing this is far too confusing for a stone headed troglodyte like me to understand.

all i know how to do is flirt, eat hot chip, have big boob, and lie.

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quick fast update: i got a gifted hotdiggedydemon membership!!! hooray!!! 3 cheers for ponypocalypse!!

i also no longer understand the depth of my love

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how to get her to love you tutorial no glue no borax diy

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i am about as useful and significant in my friend group as a shoe is to a foot.

not that the foot needs the shoe. but now the foot got a little too used to the shoe and it’s just… there.

protection, style, whatever. useless.

#what

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my personality is that i have multiple and you need to guess which one i am whenever we interact

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actually 🧍‍♀️ i take everything back. i do not have a crush on this girl and i am completely normal. my heart does not ache and i am 100% normal. all the time! about everything!

#?

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nvm chat shit is right back up.

MEU AMOOORRRRR!!!!!!

#UWAAAAAA

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yeah no yall shit is dyin down fast…

bout as fast as i’d drop down on one knee and marry her HahaahahHAHAHAAHA

laugh please

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she’s so unbearably gorgeous i feel like im gonna die. i love talking to her and if we keep DOING THIS WEIRD FLIRTING JOKING THING i may spontaneously combust into a big ol POOF of glitter.

it’s a joke on my end unless ur down to clown babygirl ✋🤑

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YAWL I AM 😕 I AM SO DONE 😕 I AM COMING OUT AS GAY 😕 I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL ON MY PHONE 😕 WHENEVER I SEE HER OR TALK TO HER I THINK GAY THOUGHTS 😕 SHE IS SO PRETTY IM GONNA RIP THE SKIN OFF MY FACE 😕

#she’s sickening #oh my god i need her :(

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“i mean, the body is bodying but the stench is also stenching” - cherri while being a mean girl 2024

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my tumblr is a showcase of my slow descent into madness

with every post i literally sink a little bit below rock bottom

this is quicksand bottom!

#save meeeee