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When I chose not to persuade him to see how he reacted, he disapproved but didn't leave? I still got the cutscene with the siblings and him afterward.
Maybe my game glitched lol
Why did no one tell me that if you fail to convince Astarion not to ascend and then you won’t help him he leaves?!?!!? I reloaded but that was very painful to go through.
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BG3 patch 4 is now live! Here are some of my favorite updates.
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BALDUIRANS!
✨ assemble ✨
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Captions are a match of Older and Babydoll :)
I decided to torture myself with Astarion and Imani :')
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OK. These quotes are giving me major Astarion x Tav feels and I’m posting them so they don’t become more forgotten magpie trinkets in my camera roll. They’re heavily influencing my fic ideas.
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Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying
A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.
Reviving (Negative Approval)
Come on, get up.
Stop lying about.
Mistook you for a corpse.
If I must.
Why? They'll only fall again.
I'm carrying these people.
Can't we leave them there?
The crows will be disappointed.
Useless.
A waste of flesh.
Move!
The dirt nap comes later.
Can't you do anything?
You useless little...
Just try to survive.
Are you even trying?
Dying, are you? Typical.
Stop whining.
Remember who saved you.
They can't even die efficiently.
Of course they need help.
What did I do to deserve this?
Why am I not surprised?
Yes yes, I'll save you.
Must I?
Reviving (Neutral Approval)
Not the time!
Hardly a good time.
Get up, damn it!
Up, damn it!
On your feet.
Up. Now!
I swear...
You'd be dead without me.
Get back in the fight.
You can die later.
Die on your own time.
You're wasting my time.
Get up and kill something!
Let's try to survive, hmm?
Of course you need help.
Of course they fell.
Naturally they fell.
Rest when you're dead.
Does this look like camp to you?
Reviving (Positive Approval)
All right, I'm coming.
Coming, coming.
What a mess.
Me to the rescue...
Salvation is here.
Your saviour is here.
I've got you.
Need a hand?
Where would you be without me?
It's not your day, is it?
Tripped, did you?
Let's clean this up.
Bad place for a nap.
Neither the time nor the place.
Get back to killing.
We're not done yet.
Need a hand?
You're not dying today.
Did I say you could die?
I'm not killing them all myself.
Reviving (Romantic Interest)
Hold on, I'm coming.
Not your best moment.
Be there in a moment.
Help is here.
We need you alive.
Hardly the time, dear.
Really, darling?
People need killing, darling.
Don't worry, I've got you.
It's all right, I'm here.
Just a moment...
Death doesn't become you.
Don't worry, I'm here.
Stay strong, darling.
You're not going down.
Tsk tsk. Really, darling?
You're too pretty to die.
Let's get you up, dear.
There's life in you yet.
I forbid you from dying.
The cavalry is here.
Don't worry, I'm here.
Upon Being Downed
Don't just stand there - get me up!
Help me!
What are you staring at?
This doesn't feel right.
What are you waiting for? Help me!
This is all your fault.
Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.
You can do this. Get up - get up!
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YES. This is exactly my headcanon. Like they would both be super "WTF you can make babies like this????"
Well fed vampires LMAO. Between Tav and all the baddies he's primed and ready.
Speaking of vamp babies, I've seen some be like, "Oh, don't do that. He'd be a horrible father."
But like... Bold of you to assume that that child wouldn't be a Surprise! baby. Because, like. My Tav would assume he's shooting blanks and I feel like Astarion would also assume he's shooting blanks.
#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#bg3#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#astarion x tav
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Reblog so the fic gets written 🤣
Still super obsessed with the idea of Tav being part of the og party that killed Strahd and they just… dont mention it. At all.
Like, you’ve got:
Gale: Archmage of Waterdeep, wizarding prodigy, Chosen of Mystra herself
Karlach: frontliner of the Blood War and escapee from Avernus
Wyll: The Blade of Frontiers and son of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard
Astarion: Vampire spawn of Cazador Szarr, and former magistrate
Shadowheart: Priestess of Shar, Lady of Loss
Lae’zel: Badass githyanki and proud servant of Vlaakith
And my Tav’s canon: Slayer of the Dread Lord Strahd von Zarovich, currently trying to find a way to bring it up to the party and is 100% awkward about it because they died *after* killing Strahd and only because they tripped off a cliff and their old party thought it’d be funny to cast Reincarnate instead of Revivify.
The story everyone knows is that (Tav) died in the fight against Strahd as a “final heroic sacrifice for the greater good.” When in reality, they’re too embarrassed to correct anyone so they’ve picked a new name and literally made a deal with Neferon or Exethanter for completely different magic to what they used to wield and now they’re committed to the disguise/new life/fake backstory of being tricked into a Warlock pact. At this point, they’re neckdeep in this awkward situation where everyone believes they died a hero’s death, their old party is kinda just laughing about everything, and their BG3 party is completely oblivious.
Astarion: “It’s near impossible to kill a true vampire lord. Cazador is almost unbeatable.”
Tav the Strahd Slayer: “…I see.”
#tav#bg3#bg3 spoilers#curse of strahd#strahd von zarovich#dnd strahd#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#astarion
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It sends me every time
I like how Crowley is like
I don’t remember any of you bitches. You’re irrelevant to my existence. Who the fuck are you? Nobody. That’s who you are.
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