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Mám toho dost!!

Chci stránku na které bude mapka České Republiky, na té mapce budou tečky, a každá z těchto teček bude rozkliknutelná, a budou v ní všechny kroje z daného města/vsi/oblasti.

Všechny kategorie; svatební, dětské, vše co se zde najde.

Od Západních Čech až po Slezsko.

A speciální sekci pro folklorní soubory prosím.

Nebaví mě si furt hledat jednotlivé kroje a najít maximálně tři fotky v rozlišení za které by se i moje Tamagoči stydělo, focené nejmíň pět kilometrů od nositele.

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin

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do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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