polyhexianchicken

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[polyhexianchicken]

He watches from his perch in the tree, amusedly watching the mech zoom around.

Once in a while, he throws another nut at him.

Hanging out in a tree above- dropping a bolt-nut right on the mech. Hah.

The second it bounces, Blaze rolls onto his front, before moving to sit in a hunched over position.

He lays his servos on the ground.

And lets the zoomies run its course.

#photobombingcryptid

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Griffin thing(?) Whirl

#(mun's art)

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5 min pose practice with whorl

#i prefer drawing animals #mmmmmhmhmhmbm >> #>>' #but practice must be practice

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Different question here! Is Whirl asexual? :o

...Yeah I am.

What of it? Got a problem with it??

Suspiscious squinting.

#(🐦why did the chicken cross the road?) #(anonymous ask) #sinday

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I'm feeling crazy today so ask me one (1) Sinday question and maybe I'll even answer it.

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If you were interested in interfacing. What sort of interfacing do you think you'd like or prefer? Soft vs Hard, Kinky vs Vanilla- etc.

Whirl just kind of stares at this question for a long while.

Frag if I know, Primus.... The mods just felt really weird in a bad way last I tried 'em but if I'd have to guess... uh...

Probably vanilla- don't fraggin' come at me! I've had more than enough weird slag done to my body, don't need more weird stuff... as for style.. soft, probably less so knowing me! HaH! Unless it's not meant to be a hook up, I guess?? I dunno mech!

#(🐦why did the chicken cross the road?) #nsfw #nsft #(anonymous ask) #sinday

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Scandalous inquiry: what are Whirl's favorite forms of 'kissing'? Nuzzles, boops, etc etc elaborate

Oh frag yeah an easy one!

...

Uh...lemme think..

Alright so usually I just headbutt mechs because that's my favorite way- easiest way too, most of the time at least. Sometimes I forget to dial back the strength, which ugh.. guess sometimes sucks if I didn't mean to do it?

Apparantly I have this.. ability with my prongs to zap electricity to others, to 'kiss' I guess? Haven't figured that one out yet, maybe eventually.

Bonking and nuzzling physically feels like the best approximation I can give to a kiss... and I like doing it, so...

Definitely feels like it's not really as satisfactory for the other party, can't really blame 'em..

#(🐦why did the chicken cross the road?) #bluesmuses

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@mnemoiisms

Thighs? before sinday? Why Whirl, that is so flirtatious

Had to get ahead of the crowd of course, have all optics on me!

HAH! Oh that's funny.

No.. no no. I just like seeing mech's reactions to them.

#mnemoiisms

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Leaves this with zero context,

#now to reblog on actual sinday lol

[polyhexianchicken]

I'm feeling crazy today so ask me one (1) Sinday question and maybe I'll even answer it.

#(ic status)

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"Fraggin' mood." Whirl huffed a dry chuckle in response, arms folded as much as they can as he leans against the wall, looking down at the mech.

"The usual- well. Far less arrests than I'd like- unless you recently had someone piss you off, 'cause I'd be happy to offer my services of getting rid of things?"

He may be joking. Possibly. Maybe also serious, who knows?

Glad to see you again Ratchet, how've you been?

"..." Ah. The oh-so-familiar social greeting question everyone asks and he has to decide how to respond to (1) in an equally casual manner or (2) truthfully while knowing it will worry others. But also, at this point, even if he answers casually, 'I'm fine,' most do not believe him anymore.

He cannot win. He is doomed regardless. What is the point.

"Tired." Perhaps that will suffice. "How are you?"

#autobotmedic

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He hates when he has so many things he could do, yet he can't decide on any of them.

Bored out of his goddamn processor with a million things to solve it, yet he's stuck here in this bar just staring at nothing.

#(ic status)

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𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄    [ … ]   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄,

BOLD what applies - italicize sometimes.   repost, don’t reblog.

fights honourably / fights dirty

prefers close-quarters / prefers range

chats during / goes silent (you'd better run if he does)

low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance

attacks in bursts (stops to chat) / attacks steadily

goes for the kill / aims to disarm / fights defensively / strikes first

is provoked easily / provokes their opponent / teases

gets visibly frustrated / shouts (growls) while attacking / shows no emotion (you're dead at this point)

uses strategy / focuses on the battle / experiences conflicting thoughts during battle / rushes in recklessly / tries to read their opponent before engaging

fights wildly / fights calmly / fights apathetically / fights with anger / fights with excitement / fights with purpose (his own enjoyment)

fights because they have to / fights because they want to

fights without regard to wounds / runs away when wounded / hides wounds / takes a blow to protect another

prefers a blade /  prefers a gun / prefers hand to hand combat / prefers a bow / prefers a shield / prefers a personalised weapon  / prefers magic, alchemy or spells / prefers mindfucks and surprise

their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional

transforms for battle / fights as they appear

relies on strength / doubts their strength / relies on speed

uses everything they have / proceeds with caution / hides their full potential / exhausts quickly / has high stamina

behaves arrogantly / brags after landing a hit / belittles their abilities

uses psychological tactics (rarely) / uses brute strength

avoids civilians / strikes down civilians (depends on what kind)

damages surroundings / avoids damaging surroundings

signature fighting style / makes it up as they go

mastered skill - set / learning their skill - set

fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / Just normal ??

messy fighter / elegant fighter

accepts defeat / refuses defeat / begs for mercy / runs away

compliments their opponent / insults their opponent / doesn't talk to their enemies

uses unnecessary movements (to confuse) / moves efficiently / barely moves

prefers to dodge / prefers to block

defends their blindside / has no blindside / leaves blindsides vulnerable

uses all available advantages / strictly uses one main method

plays around / holds back (if he's in the mood) / fights ruthlessly / shows mercy

waits for an opponent to be ready / strikes when opponent isn’t ready

fears death / fears pain / fears killing / fears imprisonment and slavery / fears harm to her loved ones

has PTSD  / avoids fighting

has lost a fight / has won a fight

has killed / refuse(d) to kill

wants to die standing / would succumb slowly / won't die without saying goodbye to at least one loved one (if there is someone to say goodbye to)

Stolen from Dash, steal if you'd like.

#(dash games) #(dash commentary)

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He is safe from Starscream's wrath from here, he can recharge in peace.

#(dash commentary) #drops a bombshell on dash #refuses to elaborate #leaves

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Courtesy of @wild-at-spark

Watching over Vos with utter confusion.

"Starscream sure be pissing all over."

#WHEEEZE #<3 #XD

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Watching over Vos with utter confusion.

"Starscream sure be pissing all over."

#no comtext #(ic status) #(dash commentary)