I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
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my uterus realizing we aren鈥檛 having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
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astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
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it didn鈥檛 ended well the last time
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