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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I’m just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on
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The “punch a nazi” crowd sure turned into the “why are we being punished for harassing Jews on college campuses?” real quick…..
"If you have 9 people at a table and a nazi sits down, you have 10 nazis" crowd turned into "Hitler was right" really fast after a bunch of Jews were murdered and raped in the streets. No hypocrisy from these people can shock me anymore.
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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.
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Russell Brand out here getting baptized and becoming a Catholic.
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Who would win in a fight?
(Now recently resigned) Scotland First Minister Humza Yousaf or based author J.K. Rowling?
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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time
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i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil
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some people like to say "you can tell it's good because it was made with a lot of love by the artist/author", which is true, but we should all acknowledge the "you can tell it's good because the artist/author was trembling with rage the entire time they were doing it"
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that
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tumblr are you telling me something
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