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[police-girl]

PSA to Hellsing fans who go to cons

Man as much as I love Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, after you cosplay Seras at a large con about a hour in it makes you NEVER EVER WANT TO COSPLAY HER AGAIN. Seriously let me tell you as a Seras cosplayer if you see a Seras at a con and your first instinct is to scream “BITCHES LOVE CANNONS” or something like that don’t. It was funny the first few times because yes, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is fucking hilarious, but when you are having strangers screaming at the top of their lungs “bitches love cannons” every 10 steps you take it gets really annoying and honestly a bit freaking scary for people have anxiety issues.

So really if you want to talk about Hellsing Ultimate with Hellsing cosplayers feel free but do not start a conversation with breaking their eardrums.

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blushing Seras Victoria is very important  ✓ ✓ ✓

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I’d listen

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Somebody liked an old drawing I did of Seras Victoria from Hellsing recently. Made me want to do a new sketch. I think I’ve improved at least a little bit.

[police-girl]

((And now I met lucahjin. Life made. Best day ever. ))

#ooc

[police-girl]

“Get that bitch a canon,

 Bitches love canons! “

[police-girl]

Internal screaming

((I just met Barbara and got a pic I am so excited))

#ooc #sgc2015

[police-girl]

((At a con for the day~

I’ll probably not look at Tumblr and I signed off of Skype on my phone for the sake of battery.

No clue when I’ll be home, depends on what’s going on for me to do.))

#ooc

[police-girl]

"ask me about my demons"

lilith: what was your biggest rebellion against authority? why did you do it? raum: do you have a tendency to hoard anything? if so, what? jezebel: talk about a time you used your sexuality to get your way mephistopheles: have you ever helped  a loved one destroy themselves? verrier: do you find yourself disobeying or obeying most authority? asmodeus: on whom do you want revenge and how would you take it? baal: if you were a god, how would you prefer to be worshipped? lamia: how do you feel about children? lucifer: what are you most proud of? sonneillon: do you hate anyone? batibat: talk about the worst nightmare you have ever had abaddon: what person, place, or thing have you most wanted to destroy? belias: do you gossip? abraxas: do you believe in any higher power? if so, what? ornias: talk about a time where you felt drained of energy lix tetrax: if you could travel by wind, where would you go? astaroth: have you ever falsely accused someone? carreau: do you consider yourself compassionate or harsh to others? why? leviathan: what do you believe lies in the unexplored areas of the ocean? belphigor: if you could pick 3 forms to shapeshift into, what would they be? azazel: talk about a time when you were falsely blamed for something mammon: when were you most greedy? for what? verrith: are you a patient or impatient person? pythius: out of all the lies you have ever told, which is your favorite? berith: do you often argue with others?

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Nobody Wants to Be the Damaged Girl

Yet here you are, hoarding safety like a magpie,

its lustre already fading.

You say nothing of your swallowed pills or the feral deer

who stare at you with molten eyes from the backyard,

how even from so much distance they can smell

the beauty you left to waste.

For you, there are either good men or bad men,

but women so dragon-tailed and ominous

they leave scales behind in their midst,

so you tried to breathe fire but instead were consumed

by your own light, mouth blue with shards.

The secret is this: Bloody Mary will never appear in the mirror

if you call her name three times.

You already hate yourself so much

that her job is done 

whenever you look at your reflection.

[police-girl]

Pip x Seras - Makes me cry, laugh, squeal and just melt every time!!!

And episode 7 just breaks my heart! I want a guy like Pip in my life too!

#bernasera

[police-girl]

Guys, please remember, if you follow me and you’re expecting a greeting post for your character—

I don’t do greeting posts.

Greeting posts get dropped easily and get repetitive fast. 

I am more than happy to plot, tho. Because plotting is fun. 

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i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

#seras is this already

[police-girl]

((I DID JUST GET AN ERROR REGISTERING so that could be the problem))

//Uh, does anyone else use http://www.rpthreadtracker.com/ and can’t login…?

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((UNHELPFUL BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS SITE BEFORE THIS IS AMAZING so long as it’s working and not down BUT STILL HOLY SHIT))

//Uh, does anyone else use http://www.rpthreadtracker.com/ and can’t login…?

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