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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

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Reblog to kill it faster

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A Very Potter Musical (2009) + letterboxd reviews

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#I hope they feel like Italian today

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unironically dracula's at his best when he's someone's dad

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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

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In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

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A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.