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Some SICK strats from the BEST players!

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#mad hax

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This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort    

Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

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This was always my URL but I disappeared ages ago cause I had exams and stuff :P finally remembered the password for my tumblr and theres a question about something and well never know what lol

Wow how long ago was that? XD

daaang how long ago was what XD idk what century it is man its been like 2 years

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why are you so negative???? sorry but really now c'mon.

Idk what this was about but hello friend

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Wow how long ago was that? XD

daaang how long ago was what XD idk what century it is man its been like 2 years

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SCP-087 also know as the SBAHJ case

they warned you about the stairs

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“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

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x

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Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life

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Rapunzel’s Sun + Elsa’s Snowflake.

#((They need to make a 3rd film with an Autumn girl in it. I know they have Merida but she's not officially Autumn and she's not Disney so))

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It is perfect now!

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#A rogue knight #ooh #*shaves legs*

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*9th grade me voice* The Game

#god DAMMIT

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The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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