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"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking

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I want to be gentle and kind but im so fucking angry and intense all my edges are sharp

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Good morning everyone! Just some reminders!

You are adored; someone out there loves you more than you think.

Your anxiety will tell you the worst-case scenario. It's a liar; don't listen.

You mean so much to your friends and family; they may not say it as often, but they really do love you.

You've already survived things you didn't think you'd survive.

No matter what anyone tells you, you're beautiful, smart, and you matter.

You're never a failure.

You're strong, and you can get through everything one step at a time.

Keep your mind off things that don't help you think positively. Keep yourself distracted from bad thoughts.

It's okay not to be okay. But make sure you speak to someone and let go of any negative emotions.

You are not bothering anyone at all; they would love to hear more of your thoughts.

Stop feeding bad thoughts.

As long as you're breathing, people will judge you. Learn to not care about anyone's opinion of you.

Start putting yourself and your own happiness first, and do what’s right for you. Self love is important.

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all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

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I’m not bitter

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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson

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#human trapped in cat body

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, June 5, 1910

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

#this is going to live rent free in my head for the next few days isn't it

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I love my husbeast so fucking much

#he seems very loveable

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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

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girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...