Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list
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The Magnus Protocol Episode 07 - Give And Take
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The Office of Incident Assessment and Response 💾
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they’ll be fine
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The difference between TMA and TMagP statements in a single image
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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess
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the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho
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do you think they would find each other in any universe
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i need to be kissed i mean killed i mean kissed i mean killed i mean
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"you're a sick individual" actually i'm part of a sick union. there's quite a few of us i'm afraid.
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when the whole house got the autism
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it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right
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