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I have personal beef with the concept of fictional characters naming their children after any random dead relative they can think of (due to a very specific book series I can think of). Depending on the context it can be cute, I guess, but once you’ve got every character doing it becomes just jarring or forced.

To turn this into blorbo posting, cause its the only thing I know how to do, I think our Sanji would 100% name a child of his after his mom, Sora. That’s the kind of relationship they had, and the kind of sentimental guy he is. But I can’t see Zoro naming a kid after Kuina. Instead, I’m here to pitch that if allowed to, Zoro would name a child of his Kenzo but intentionally butcher the spelling so that ‘Ken’ is spelled with ‘剣’ for ‘sword’ and Zo is ‘三’ for ‘three’, so that for the rest of his life he can look at his first born child and think ah yes my beautiful creation. Santoryuu.

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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

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i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them

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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

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don’t b fooled by the rocks that I got, im still, im still Nami from the block

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red wine supernovaaa ❤️🧡🤍🩷

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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

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luffy (and in addition his crew) is an anarchist in the sense that i want everyone to be as free as they want

kidd and his crew are anarchists in the way that the government turned its back on my people and therefore it should not exist

law is an anarchist bc he hates the celestial dragons

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Manifesting this for Adaine

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Kristen has got to get up on a table in the cafeteria, zone of truth that bitch and just say exactly what happened.

"I, Kristen Chilis Applebees, witnessed Kipperlilly Copperkettle slit Buddy Dawn's throat, killing him, and she looked me in the eyes and smiled as she did it."

What the fuck is dog bitch gonna do? Zone of truth + every one already likes Kristen. Even if like legally nothing comes of it, her fucking reputation is tanked!

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Kristen has got to get up on a table in the cafeteria, zone of truth that bitch and just say exactly what happened.

"I, Kristen Chilis Applebees, witnessed Kipperlilly Copperkettle slit Buddy Dawn's throat, killing him, and she looked me in the eyes and smiled as she did it."

What the fuck is dog bitch gonna do? Zone of truth + every one already likes Kristen. Even if like legally nothing comes of it, her fucking reputation is tanked!

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Endless Fantasy High

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SHOUT OUT TO THE CLERICS WHO’VE DIED

WHO’S GONNA HEAL YOU FUCKERS WHEN THE CLERICS ARE DEAD?

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lesbian visibility week!! gonna draw a sapphic ship a day :)

today is the starcrossed lovers kristen and gertie from d20 fantasy high junior year <3 if anyone knows their ship name PLEASE tell me

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sword girlfriend

like a regular girlfriend but with a sword

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Kipperlily being jealous of Riz from the jump because she wants to be a classic fantasy hero rising up from messed up circumstances is actually so fucked. If you will go back to Freshman year in your mind: Sklonda eating her cereal with water so Riz can have milk, Riz saying he can watch the palimpsest because no one is going to notice he’s gone, going from thinking his father was in a run of the mill accident to was probably murdered, finding out you’ve been unknowingly chasing after your father’s murderer the whole time… Kipperily is jealous that Riz has had a hard life. She’s jealous that he has suffered and believes that gives him an unfair advantage. That seems to be the root the rage god cultists or Jace or whatever used. Her jealousy and feelings that she’s owed tragedy instead of her picture perfect life, that it’s unfair her classmate has suffered not because he’s also a child but because it wasn’t her.

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