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AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

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A musical where the main character is trying to get everyone else to realize they’re on a stage, but they’re all caught up in some random conflict or something and the main character just doesn’t care because dammit we have bigger problems we’re f i c t i o n a l

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me: okay time to jump into the action scene

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: … “SUDDENLY”

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

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Anemone runs from starfish

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Sentimonsters and Holograms-- Time and Time Again

It doesn’t matter.

None of it matters.

None of the characters matter. None of their problems matter. None of their interactions matter.

Nothing in this entire show matters.

Master Fu could drop off a cliff.

Marinette could get sucked into a turbine.

Adrien could get stabbed to death.

Nathalie could sexually assault Gabriel at gun point.

It doesn’t matter. None of it.

You know why?

Because we have a show with three–

THREE

Three fucking variations of time manipulation. FIVE if we’re including akumas. Like holy shit. We don’t just have three flux capacitors.

We have an Omega 13 on steroids, the DeLorean with a portal gun, and a ‘Restore-All’ button.

At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if Gabriel and Emilie were trying to destroy the miraculous the whole time.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he succeeds and time travel is the only way to save the day. It wouldn’t surprise me if Ladybug used it to prevent Adrien from knowing the truth about his mother.

Hell, it wouldn’t surprise me if Ladybug used it to make herself forget. A sacrifice of the mind so to speak.

All I’m saying is, we now have a show where timeline possibilities are equally endless, depressing, and eternally contradicting.  They can cross, loop, inter-loop, repeat, take one step forward, two steps back, and wormhole into each other ….forever…

In a way, many comics are like that right? To this day, we have the DC and Marvel Universes ever expanding in ridiculous ways. And Miraculous Ladybug is heavily based on classic comics and comic tropes, right?

So it’s no wonder Astruc wants to expand the series to 8 seasons. No wonder the movie is still going to focus on Hawkmoth. No wonder so many other movie ideas are in the works. No wonder Bryce Papenbrook believes Adrien and Marinette shouldn’t know each other’s identities for 10 seasons.

And now that we have sentimonsters in the mix, ones that if given enough tailoring and thought can be…just as human? Apparently these aren’t just Naruto clones. And apparently their level of sentience and self-awareness is based solely (haha puns) on the power output of the Peacock user.

For this reason, I don’t think this is going to be a show of 'who’s been the fake one all along,’ as much as it is a tool to deceive enemies. A war tactic to overcome your opponent.

This show is based on maintaining equilibrium, but not just the broad, nebulous term for the universe; more specifically familial, psychological, and moral equilibrium of the yin yang variety.

Combine that with time travel, and the deep pockets of producers, and you have a never ending story.

Do with that what you will. I know how I feel about it…

Bottom line, prepare for the reveal to happen soon, but it will be devious and underhanded so to speak.

Basically, it’s just a prank bro. We’re gonna get dunked on due to time manip and sentimonster mishaps. We’re gonna get back to the future’d to the Old West. Or Ancient China. Any of which allows the creators to get away with saying: “See, the reveal was technically real, and it technically happened sooner than you thought, lul.” Just watch.

And then lurking in the shadows, we have halograms who can add an extra layer of mayhem into the mix; just enough red herrings to increase the margin of error for our heroes to snowball into a trap.

Lotta shit. Lotta shit based on every form of deception. So if you’re confused about all the time travel paradoxes, the extent of self awareness for sentimonsters, and how advanced the algorithms are for hologram/AI technology; well… I’m so sorry. It’s not going to be made clearer any time soon.

This is just the beginning my dudes.

IT SURE FUKING ISN’T

And I love that it’s these two saying it. Adrien and Nathalie are going to be affected the most

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Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.

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ways your characters can show varying emotions

to show sadness (grief, sorrow):

- sharply sucking in a breath

- hiccuping from crying so hard

- uncontrollable sobbing

- slumped shoulders, head down

- weather can be used to show emotions — not just rain, but a shining sun and birds chirping contrasts well with a grieving character

- depending on the person, sadness can result in lashing out at others for no reason or shutting everyone out

to show anger (rage, frustration)

- red face, fists clenched

- narrow eyes

- sharp comebacks, gritting teeth

- the air around them is tense

- others may be silent, ignoring whoever they’re angry at

- inhales

- angry. tears.

- kicking, punching, slapping

to show shock (hurt, confusion)

- wide, confused eyes

- freezing in place

- collapsing to their knees

- silent and blank-faced

- ignoring everything else happening around them

to show happiness (joy, delight)

- bright eyes

- crinkles around their eyes from smiling so much

- laughter!

- optimism

- playful, laid back nature

- the weight being lifted off their shoulders

- relaxed sigh

if you’d like me to do more of these, please like and reblog, and follow for more!

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Natsu finding new ways to break into Lucy’s apartment

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Guys, how do you do it How do you make words into fic I write two sentences and question everything about what I’m trying to make.

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Kids for the love of god stop putting depreciating little notes in your summaries on ao3.

if u tell someone something is,bad nine times out of ten, they’re going to believe you without looking at it

not to say “do as i say not as i do” but if you wouldn’t put up with behavior like what you’re doing to yourself if someone did it to your friend THINK REAL HARD ABOUT IT

YOU LISTEN TO ME. ITS NOT “AN AU NOBODY ASKED FOR”, ITS “I HAD A GREAT IDEA FOR AN ORIGINAL AU (or take on an AU lmao Shakespeare wasn’t original either) SO I WROTE IT.” HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING A SHITTY DAY AND LOVES DOG GROOMER AUs. YOU JUST MADE THEIR DAY.

Vodka Auntie out OH PS if your mom is shitty or otherwise unavailable on Sunday for mothers day come hang out in my ask box

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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For future reference.

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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Art By IG: @elfandiary

Vds Instagram: @artwoonz

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skin color ref because some of yall non-black poc and whites keep fucking up as if yall don’t know there’s other shades of brown when u racebend for woke points or something 

(non-black artists please reblog)