oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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onions & garlic are hot sexual lesbian girlfriends
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All eyes on you
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asking a tumblrina if she wants to switch to discord like leading someone's hand into the bedroom at a party
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best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
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2002
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sometimes m/f ships are gay. this is often the case actually
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird."
You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing
and wallowing in it like a pig
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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his little helix piercing lol
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カラフルたい焼き
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"There's no reason to suck on the strap" oh so you hate joy and whimsy and love?
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.
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