i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win
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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like
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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs
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unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind
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haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
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they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child
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im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe
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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
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they should make it easier
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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
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got read to filth last night
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