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pirateking-atomsk · 2 years
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Random fact: Sammie Davis Jr. didn't attend John F. Kennedys inauguration because he was married to a white Swedish actress, May Britt and even though John and Sammie were "friends", John felt that having an bi-racial couple there wasn't good press. And because of this Dean Martin also didn't go to the inauguration because they were friends.
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pirateking-atomsk · 3 years
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pirateking-atomsk · 3 years
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I'm drunk. Not like drunk drunk. But like "I wouldn't be able to drive myself home" drunk. It helps me think. My 3 year old is up and I gave him some candy, why? Fuck if I know. He's 3. But.. I am thinking my clearer.. obviously not with whole candy situation but its clear. He told me he loves me, probably because of the candy. Ive been doing this for a while. No the drinking and the giving of the candy. The thinking. - but not this clear. Its almost.. over thinking..? But its something that needed to happen. I havent been able to follow through with thinking and now it clear.
Drinking helps..
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pirateking-atomsk · 3 years
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pirateking-atomsk · 4 years
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pirateking-atomsk · 4 years
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So satisfying.
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pirateking-atomsk · 4 years
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No, its nature you uncultured quim.
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pirateking-atomsk · 5 years
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The Skyrim shuffle is second to none. Not even the Electric slide can compare.
i can teach you
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pirateking-atomsk · 5 years
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Sweet baby Jesus..
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(by carbiesanon)
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pirateking-atomsk · 5 years
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Sweet baby Jesus...
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(source)
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pirateking-atomsk · 5 years
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No lies were told here.
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time to say goodbye
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pirateking-atomsk · 6 years
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All memes are derivative
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pirateking-atomsk · 7 years
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The film I Am Legend has an ending in which Will Smith realizes he is the “monster,” and the zombies have only been protecting themselves from him. The studio, however, insisted on a replacement “happy ending,” which implies the discovery of a “cure” and nothing of the zombies’ humanity.
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pirateking-atomsk · 7 years
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Just cause i like pizza and this guy sells it for a 1$ a slice.
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I love this!
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pirateking-atomsk · 7 years
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I haven't had a real relationship in over a year. It's not that I don't want one. Every one wants to have companionship every once in a while. And anyone can have meaningless sex which I also have not had in over a year. It's not about that. It's about making connections. Connections I can't seem to make. I feel like I'm wasting a woman's time when I talk to them because I can't connect with them on any other level besides on a friendship level.
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pirateking-atomsk · 7 years
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Everytime I hear or see the words "North Carolina" I remember her touch, her taste and her essence..
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pirateking-atomsk · 8 years
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Pizza pretzels
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