god I fucking love strawberries
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Reblog to give a transphobe indigestion.
*gurlegurgle*
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Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)
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Screw it
* Triangulates Narinder *
He is now triangle
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Ladies, Lads and Gentlethems
Meet Jojo 🖤
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Thousands of strawberry hard candies. A lifetime of happiness
Your superpower is that you can conjure anything in your palm provided it only costs a dollar or less. You have been relentlessly mocked for having such a useless power until you realize just how usefull it can be
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erm.
⬇️what is that thang⬇️
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I think I just love spirals
anyway. Your favorite dragon in your lair. I want to see them.
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Showing y’all my hw bc man this shits taking a while
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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous
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Encountered a small blind cat while hiking in Montenegro. That didn't stop her from being very friendly!
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I'm setting a quest for you all.
Go find a cool thing in nature. Sticks, leaves, rocks, flowers, or anything else that makes you happy.
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"Are you a man or a woman?"
I am a Snom.
"What gender are you?"
Friend.
"Yeah but what's in your pants?"
I don't wear pants..?
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salad rule
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