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i told myself i wasn't gonna draw this and yet

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

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I think rent should be $4 a month

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trixie weed joke

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they should invent gay sex

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the day twitter died for me was the day they killed the silly cute bot accounts.

there was an account that would every morning post a video of an elite from halo saying greetings.

every morning i would make a cup of tea in my custom printed mug that said "dont talk to me until ive had my [picture of an elite] greetings" and scroll twitter. and after 10-15 minutes, i would come across the bot's morning greetings post, and i knew it was time for me to get up and start my day.

you've ruined everything, elon. you stole my greetings. those mornings were so nice.

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Trixie have some decorum for Celestia's sake

based on this lmao

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Phaeron Iset and Lady Djedah from the Isetenh Dynasty

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Was thinking of Applejack trying to resist Rarity's flirting to be gentleman-like and this came out lmao.

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i pray that nobody has done this one yet

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Was thinking of Applejack trying to resist Rarity's flirting to be gentleman-like and this came out lmao.

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everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

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look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now

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Rambunctious

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trixie weed joke

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