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Okay well Twitter is on fire again how’s it going over here

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Someone couldn’t fight their feelings anymore on my library book

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fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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Apparently there's a new Disney mobile game where the characters are all redesigned and idk anything about it but my Twitter feed has been going nuts at this Woody design which made me laugh so hard I had to run to the bathroom to wipe the tears off my face

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

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imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong

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I hate Fallout fans so much you don't even know

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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

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me and my friends when we’re generic thugs

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Rebecca <3

On my Patreon you will find some variations ~

patreon.com/tobias_wheller

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Bridget [Guilty Gear Strive]

Prints || Patreon

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SILENT HILL 3 - PAL box art