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in my hubris i have overlooked the possibility that even if you had expanded upon your jam selection, that it's choices could rival if not surpass the sheer audacity and unrivaled chaotic energy your jelly selection had exposed me to

it seems that regardless of my own personal preferences the human imagination is not limited to my poor understanding of that which can be enjoyed, and that regardless of the selection or size of your offered goods, that i will be perplexed by the choices made, and in a way i presume the blame lies with me

i am both appalled and disgusted by the lack of jam choices in this established, and at the same time afraid and maybe offended by the large selection of jelly you offer

not to mention that your rebuttal off "people don't like pulp" to my question regarding this has given me whiplash, both by it's vague insinuations and assumptions that this makes over the condiment, as well as my inability to correct you on such a daring technicality

#now i want to try frog jam

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i am both appalled and disgusted by the lack of jam choices in this established, and at the same time afraid and maybe offended by the large selection of jelly you offer

not to mention that your rebuttal off "people don't like pulp" to my question regarding this has given me whiplash, both by it's vague insinuations and assumptions that this makes over the condiment, as well as my inability to correct you on such a daring technicality

#jelly #jam

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bosohurricane

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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take two bc i cant post a poll without typos to save my fuckin life 💀

#bad #my vision is bad #nearsighted #farsighted #astigmatism #and i have terrible depth perception

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All the gays right now

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#i always associate that hat with my grandpa

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Jason & Friends

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I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

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oh sure, drop me off at point fucking nemo why don't you

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

#point nemo #i'm fish food

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drinking my milk shake out of the blender jug