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Imagine you're Kipperlily rocking up to this fight. You're the only kid who's here by your own free will. This is your triumph, a testament to your own plans to defeat your nemesis. The "star students" aren't going to know what hit them. You go for a sneak attack on your rival. You decide on a melee attack just to show him how superior you are. Somehow he sees you. You hit him for 7 damage but he lashes back at you for 21 damage. You go under the floor, he follows and then bloops under the lava????!? You're in pitched combat and suddenly half your party is dead. You spot your rival hiding ineffectively. You know him spotting you that first time must have been a fluke. You head towards him to hit him for real this time.

He casts Hold Person.

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This is the End Goal of Capitalism

I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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i dare you to explain the significance of this screenshot to a non-d20 watcher.

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deeply important aspect of riz gukgak’s character to me is that he’s quite a bit deranged. Brings a gun to school, shoots an unconscious man point blank in the head just so he won’t wake up, tortures a kid by shooting off three of his fucking fingers, threatens to bite Dayne’s eye out of his head as revenge for Fabian, literally eats Kalvaxus, consistently hissing throughout sophomore year, and of course “make sure to cut off his head so he can’t be revivified”

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I don’t think adding nonbinary to Victorian’s gender system would’ve fixed their weird sexism. If anything I think it would’ve made them weirder and sexismier

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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my friend showed me this last night and i can’t stop thinking about the way she produced it and was like ‘i’ve been meaning to show you this’

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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife