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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!

My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!

My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.

Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!

Cshp vnm pypl GFM

^ links are above!!

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which dungeon meshi character are you?

#falin :)

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Would Laios' Party Eat

#prev #why are yall saying yes thats a regular ass cat. no. they wouldnt 😭 #LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO #i feel like most people sre voting yes cuz its haha funny #but garfields just a cat #senshi would feed him monster lasagna the fuckkkkk!!!!

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Mariette Pathy Allen, TransCuba (a series capturing the daily lives of the transgender and GNC community in Cuba), 2012-2014.

In 2005, Castro proposed a project, which became law three years later, to allow transgender individuals to receive free, legal sex reassignment surgery and change their legal gender.

#lgbt history #cuba

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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

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It's wild to me that there are people out there who genuinely don't like women. I'm not even talking like romantically or sexually or anything I mean like they just don't care about them at all.

They won't watch or read anything with female main characters, they don't listen to music made by women, they don't ever think about girls at all. It's crazy to me

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Springfest!!!

#stream alert

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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

#had to check the fucking date on this cuz i thought it was written in 2012

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okay i cant take it anymore. i am overheating at night even with an air conditioner and a fan. its affecting my sleep and i cant take it anymore. can someone send me $30 so i can get some cooling sheets? im really sorry to ask for help again but this is really starting to get on my nerves and with me starting work i need to be able to get as much sleep as i can. ill show proof of purchase should i meet my goal

paypal.me/akirk432 (pls send via friends and family)

cash app: $autumnroses934

venmo: @catmom934 (pls dont send via purchase protection)

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pokémon fans r so funny. bitches will see a character with 40 lines of dialogue at the most encapsulating tropes they like and think "this is the best character ever and nothing else can tops this." i'm bitches btw

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thought this crowd might enjoy gay pig

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Peak comedy

#they made his out of the excess frog skin parts!!!!!!!! #dunmeshi #little sosig

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Eid Mubarak, I love you all, may we witness a free Palestine within our lifetimes inshallah

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"The T-Men Photo Gallery" on thetransitionalmale.com (2007)

#lgbt #makes me happy