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yknow i really like the headcanon where addisons, when they're tired or otherwise out of energy, can plug into some sort of cable and recharge at the end of a long day. but i also like the headcanon where their main source of energy is money. while they can eat anything, from regular human food to magic food to shoes, usually the most important nutrients an addison can get is from any type of currency. and i thought, why not both? humans do the same. addisons use food as the main source of energy, and connect themselves to a cable so they can clear their caches and be more ready than ever to be able to sell and work, which is all that they're supposed to be able to do.

and that made me think a little more about addispam's place in all that.

you guys know about the right to repair, right? that ever-looming fact that as consumerism becomes more and more dominant in our lives, and as corporations strive to make more and more money, the things we buy are reaching new levels of craptastic that they're basically made to break, and that older tech, while durable as hell, is basically totally accommodated for in the modern day.

and what about addispam in that context? in my fanon, he's a much older model of addison that accidentally rebooted, meant for the dump but is now roaming cyber city trying to fulfill the one purpose he was made for. but of course, the world isn't made for him anymore. maybe it never was

i'd think it'd really click for him once he tried to plug into a cable to recharge. it's practically necessary for any addison these days: if you want to sell properly, you need to clear your cache, or else your head will be swimming with endless noise that'll just fuck you up the longer it's allowed to accumulate. so, spamton bought itself a charging cable with the little money it had, after asking around to figure out what it was supposed to do (cause no one ever gave it a rulebook). but as soon as he tried to do it, the charger wouldn't fit. it went back to the store. tried another cable. didn't fit. turns out they don't sell chargers that fit its model anymore. nobody does. so addispam has to deal with a cache that keeps building and building.

and what about other things? updates are crucial to addisons. you HAVE to keep up with the styles, you HAVE to keep up with the trends, and you NEED to mimic every single little thing a lightner does but not TOO much or it might be too uncanny. so when a new update comes out, everyone's getting it.

except spamton. its model's far too old to receive such updates. it's not even on the table anymore. the last update for a model of his kind was probably a decade ago, and of course, there's no way to modify him to receive one in a way that won't kill him.

and modifications are another thing. as lines of code compressed to form sentient artificial organisms, cyber citizens can modify themselves in any way they want. tall, short, thin, fat, long hair, short hair, eye color, fingernails, even down to the way your voice sounds, you can modify yourself in any way you want. isn't that the dream? and hey, they still have modifications available for spamton's type of model? isn't that fantastic?

except they cost money. way too much money. these are the types of mods that if spamton had them, he'd probably be able to make a few sales, but he can't, because he doesn't have MONEY. and that's the thing that's fueling all of this.

everyone needs their cache cleared so they can make sales. everybody needs to update right away so they can make sales. everyone needs to modify themselves in just the right way so they can make sales. keeping everyone on their toes, their nerves ready to explode once the right mistake is made, is just the way an addison's world works. you wouldn't want to fail at your one and only purpose, would you? you wouldn't want to end up like that guy, you know him, everyone knows him, and everyone knows how much they DON'T want to be him. because they'd be failures if they were anything like him.

anyway i hate consumerism bye <3

#hi i like writing #deltarune addisons #spamton g spamton #addispam

[piescornerstore]

Btw ive seen that several people wanna draw my addis so i wanna say go ahead! Have fun! The only two things i ask of is that there's no nsfw and that if you end up posting it please tag me i wanna see! Get silly with it lmao

#deltarune addisons

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Can't think of what to caption this but. Refs for all three of the ways I draw Spamton! (Sorry sneo maybe I'll draw you someday 😔)

#boom. theyre done. now i dont have to have these still sitting in the back of my mind lmao) #deltarune addisons #spamton g spamton #addispam #big shot spamton

[piescornerstore]

i apologize for spam I just am extremely hyper while I scroll through your blog :(

Oh dont worry about it at all! I love spam interactions i totally dont mind !! ^_^

#ohpuppetofmine #i dont have an ask tag yet so this is the ask tag

[piescornerstore]

He's so seymour coded it makes me SICK

#the only difference is that when he's offered a cadillac by the plant #he immediately goes out and starts killing people #deltarune addisons #spamton g spamton #addispam

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Several ponk doodles because im kind of obsessed with him right now

#might color the last two..... and the first one's me sorta experimenting with a project i wanna do........ #i hate him so much 💖💘💘💘❤💘💖 #deltarune addisons #spamton g spamton #pink addison #big shot spamton #suicide threat #suicide

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This is an addispam song to me. cries

#eurgh. pain #im thinking thoughts about him again #addispam #deltarune addisons #spamton #this works for current spamton too but it sounds more like addispam in my head #Spotify

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It feels like someone... wants to sell me something!!

#ill make spamton ones later but take these babes #urgh theyve been plaguing me for too long i had to make refs for them SOMEtime #deltarune addisons #pink addison #blue addison #orange addison #yellow addison

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Going bonkers rn but. listen to this song and tell me you cant hear pink addison singing to spamton. this is such a them song i can't get it out of my brain

#urgh. urgh. urgh taking damage #thinking of making an animatic of this fr. #or. a set of sketches at least lmao #deltarune addisons #pink addison #spamton #ill always take the opportunity to make more content of pink hating on spamton lmao #Youtube

[piescornerstore]

how did we decide to diagnose the addisons as the gayest cyber city species possible. like how did most of us collectively look at all the cyber citizens at once and choose them specifically. was it the colors. was it the hand pose. was it the proximity to spamton. was it the ohhon

#it was the ohhon wasn't it #out of all of them pink is NOT beating the queer allegations #deltarune addisons

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Quick big shorts doodles. What a dork

#im kicking him in the neck #spamton g spamton #big shot spamton #deltarune addisons #deltarune

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Addispam billy joel fan. Cries when he listens to vienna. Completely Misinterprets meaning of big shot. Knows all the lyrics to we didnt start the fire. Listens to angry young man on its way to work. Kicks its feet and giggles when it hears uptown girl. Can sing his entire discography to you unless you pay him to stop. Literally Billy Joel's Number One Fan but nobody knows that because he's a darkner and also a loser 💞

#oh addispam my single celled organism. how i adore thee #deltarune addisons #spamton #addispam

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Short kings can't always have it all 😔😔😔

#deltarune addisons #spamton g spamton #addispam #pink addison #this is the start of a bunch of digital are that im gonna try and make #youll actually know what specific colors theyre supposed to be!!!

[piescornerstore]

For a drawing request, could you draw pre-big shot spamton painting? I have a headcanon he's a painter :)

Art supplies aren't always cheap, but he lets himself indulge every now and then :^)

#thanks for the request i love painter spamton too! #sorry for letting it sit this long lmao #deltarune addisons #addispam #spamton #do I tag the others? eh

[piescornerstore]

Ough i got addison headcanons dancing around in my brain you dont even KNOW

#i could type them up and post them....... teeheehee #but it would be much to organize #urghf i gotta make like refs for them too FUCKKKKK #anyway if youre that one person that made a request im getting to it dw #deltarune addisons

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Hiya! So I couldn't help thinking of Lin sending the other addisons a photo like the 'instead of texting on my way meme' only instead of a photo of a kitty it's Lin going super fast on xer bike.

Also I want more Lin content cause I love xem and xer spontaneous personality!

Dont worry i gotcha

#this is Kinda low effort. but oh well #but youre right i need to give yellow more attention in terms of drawing yellow ive drawn her like 3 times #deltarune addisons #yellow addison #pink addison #hes there #i dont have an ask tag yet so this is the ask tag

[piescornerstore]

Perhaps try drawing blue and maybe either yellow or orange trying to separate a fight between pink and spamton? its funny to think abt

Average Friday night for the Addisons

Thanks so much for the request, this idea was absolutely hilarious

#im working on the other ones too so if you sent a req and havent heard back yet dont worry! #fr though this was rlly fun to draw. #im glad i have likeminded addison hatred truthers here #deltarune addisons #spamton g spamton #addispam #pink addison #blue addison #orange addison #yellow addison #i dont have an ask tag yet so this is the ask tag