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I'm broke af, in need of money so I made a commission sheet and I think the price is fair

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imagine rick sitting on the side of the couch while he thinks you’re asleep, but you can dimly feel him him watching you and saying something to you / touching you when he thinks no one can see

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My heart 😢😶😍

Imagine Rick falls asleep on your shoulder. It doesn’t happen often. As much as he loves to lament his old age, complain about brittle bones and stiff joints, gripe at you about his bad circulation, he’s in excellent condition for a geriatric alcoholic who is at least 70. You’ve always chalked it up to the numerous cybernetic enhancements you knew he possessed, but whenever you’d question him about it he’d snap at you and feign deafness before changing the subject.

So on the rare occasions when his advanced age gets the better of him, such as now when he’s propped up solely by your presence, drool already beginning to leak out onto your shirt and staining it a darker shade of gray, his vulnerability is endearing, adorable.

You could count on two fingers the times you’ve seen him truly at the mercy of someone else, as the man isn’t just skeptical of others he’s downright paranoid. So knowing that his trust in you is so complete that he would do something as simple and intimate as drift off is reassuring, so seldom is it that he provides you with any emotional gratification at all, preferring to demonstrate his affections through more carnal means.

Not wanting to wake him, but not wishing to spend the evening beneath his weight, your extremity already going numb, you shift and try to push him onto his side along the length of the couch. He grumbles incoherently, his mouth moving, but before you’re able to lay him down his long arm wraps itself around your middle and you are pulled with him, your heads hitting the cushions almost simultaneously. He nuzzles into your hair, his lips dry, his breath tepid and smelling of booze. One of his legs winds inbetween your two, and that combined with his grip on your side and tummy means you’re solidly trapped against him.

Its in this position, his chest flush to your back, his strange warmth enveloping you, cradling you, that you finally fall asleep as well. And its right after you succumb to your exhaustion, your body going limp, your breath becoming slow and even, that he smiles with closed eyes and presses a kiss to the back of your neck.

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Not Rick and Morty but posting this here, I form attachments too easy. My boyyyyyyyyy Troverrrrrrrr!!!!!

Amazing game!!!! Love it!!!!

#trover saves the universe #trover #sofuckingsad #My heart!!!!

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This is part 2 of my Monochrome Madness Rick picture, He got his makeup off but Morty hesitated to follow orders and that's not allowed when he is in a mood like this.

#MMRick #MDMorty #rick sanchez #rick and morty oc #ricksona #rick and morty #rickandmorty

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I finally managed to draw my Monochrome Madness Rick wiping off his makeup, There will be a part 2 eventually but for now enjoy my less than average art skills.

#rick sanchez #rick and morty oc #rick and morty #rickandmorty #MMRick

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So cute

At the rate the comics are going we may never see them be even friends anymore so imma fuel that loss

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Coming up next on: My life!

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Once they are all reunited it will trigger the start of the apocatlypse

This cat statue I saw at a thrift store.. absolute fucking unit.

#I swear to fucking god if no one sees what I did there I'll start the apocalypse myself

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I spent a very reasonable normal ordinary amount of time painting smooches and contemplating how lovely it must be to finally be kissed by someone you’ve desired for oh, say, 6000 years? and how it would be obvious if demon boy here were the one to completely take apart soft, shy Aziraphale but how it would be even better if it were the other way around. Crowley likes to think he’s really smooth and cool but the fact may be that, actually, he’s the soft one and maybe he’s pined so hard he doesn’t need much to completely lose his shit… and then there’s M*chael Sh**n being… like that and I-I-I……hjkj;;;f;f;;;;; maybe projected a bit too hard. I am feeling supremely awkward about myself and my life choices right now and I’ll probably have several breakdowns later about posting things like this on a website that doesn’t allow you to remove them ever, but look, I put some real fucking effort into those hands and faces and y’all are going to look at them

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well rip quality

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sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

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I need this

I have been to two parties where my skills in lifting wine and spilled berries off of white furniture and white carpets has made me a hero.  Unfortunately I don’t think its the manliest thing to demonstrate so I left home alone.  Oh well.

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pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

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Brand new design, discounted all weekend in my store! Tons of styles and colors! lizardkween.com

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instagram.com/chromat

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SIGNAL BOOST

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.