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One of tbe brilliant things about mlp:fim is that the main cast aren't wayward children or highschool students they're just a bunch of young adults. Like. Twilight is a postgrad forced by her supervisor to go find friends. Apple Jack has responsibility of gaurdianship of her little sister. They're all employed. They pay rent and taxes. Fluttershy has to deal with her deadbeat underachiever older brother who can't seem to move out by himself when she visits her parents. She also has anxiety she hasnt grown out of since high school. Rainbow Dash spends most days getting high and goofing off on her minimum wage job. Pinkie Pie has a culinary apprenticeship and lives with an older couple after she left her small mining town when nobody there was as into psychadelics as her. Rarity balances running her slowly growing etsy fashion bussiness with going on tinder dates with the worst men you've ever seen. They all vote. They have to pick up their own medical perscriptions. These are 26 year old girlies going through first quarter life crisises. So, yea, that fanart of Fluttershy smoking forever weed is highly accurate.

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dear princess celestia

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love a sad dad

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"if they redo the hatchetfield shows will needs to take over Roberts roles" ok yeah maybe but i actually want mariah to play a fem ethan lex is a lesbian now idc

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her: you better not be Warrior Cats Official Mapleshade Large Plush Cat when i get over there

my nefarious ass:

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Voice of the Tempest

Keyleth of the Air Ashari, Voice of the Tempest, painted in Procreate with my home-made brush sets. Spot the keyfish! =D

Prints here: https://t.co/m869vmsrCl My Procreate brushes: https://jennydolfenart.gumroad.com/

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I can't believe grace chastity had one (1) sexual fantasy and then proceeded to make it everyone else's problem

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today your daily dose of joey richter is brought to you by npmd the barbecue monologues because, here’s the thing about a barbecue...

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shoutout to the constant bisexual lighting in npmd it really added to the atmosphere

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i think it would have hurt less if you ripped my heart out with your fucking teeth Mr joey richter!! wtf was this???? 'if things were different would you want to got to homecoming with me'???? kill me!!

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“well there’s a difference between intent and impact. i learned that in an anti-bullying assembly last month, fucknugget!!”

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39

I lose my hair

Under careful chemo treatment

And I was not:

Unhappy

About the attention

I ensnared

Judge me

It fucking worked

I'm fucking here

He's fucking her

I'm disappointed

There's still carpet in the bathroom

And of the two

Who's the worse for wear?

Me

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"no he thinks the ghost is real, he's just really fucking brave" is so funny to me

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joey richter + being held at gunpoint by a love interest

(+ bonus: when he wasn't actually shot)