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subtle hint

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Conductor: That was great uhhh… *gestures towards cello section* whatever you are.

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I don't typically ask, but pls rebog and out yourself :)

#three

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do i know what a horn actually is? how to distinguish it from other instruments? no but u bet i call everything that makes a tooty sound a horn

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band director (excitedly): Are you playing among us is that what we’re doing right now?

violinist: No. Do you want to?

band director: I shouldn’t I’d get too distracted

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‘yassified’ classical composers

Well...that looks...wrong

And why does Vivaldi look like one of the Kardashians

Honestly...They could have just kept Liszt the way he was in the first place

Schostakovitch is the only one that kinda works

Clara Schumann already was a boss

Wow...They really did Elgar dirty

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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

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everything i say is infinitely funnier if you snidely add “that’s rich coming from someone who likes wagner” to the end

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conductor: *conducting using a cello bow*

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Being a composer is gay af. What are you writing songs for? Other men??

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I VIVIDLY remember an orchestra meme like this but with Dipper from gravity falls. Recreated the vibes using pictures of star dream from kirby. If anyone has the original i would love to find it again

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“Ewww I HATE piano players” <-wants to kiss all the piano players on the lips

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“Ewww I HATE piano players” <-wants to kiss all the piano players on the lips

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“Ewww I HATE piano players” <-wants to kiss all the piano players on the lips

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“Ewww I HATE piano players” <-wants to kiss all the piano players on the lips