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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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Good description! Say it louder for the idiots in the back!

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Merlin: Arthur? He doesn't even like me

Arthur, who gave Merlin his mother's seal, which isn't a proposal because you're supposed to give it to your spouse at the wedding: where the hell is my f*cking husband?!?!

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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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if dinosaurs are just a joke that archaeologists haven’t understood yet, god is playing this joke on crowley specifically 

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

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Paraglider and black vulture chilling

(via)

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Armour of a cuirasse du carabinier holed by a cannonball at the battle of Waterloo, 1815

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I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending

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This has been a PSA.

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing