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@bitterpngs

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

#dragged you into f&h

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

#fav

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we stand with vash the stampede

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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“are u ok”

bro i am completely disconnected from reality right now

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#dont vote for 3

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i finished trimax

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Hey guys, I have a priority fundraiser rotation for you:

Fadi & Shahed: 2,044 USD out of 62.5k

Sana'a & Sujood: 12,016 £ out of 50k

Mahmoud Qassas: 9,994$ out of 200k

Ezzideen Shehab: 10,296€ out of 32.5k.

Hussam Aburamadan: 16,374€ out of 148k.

Hamdi Hijazi: 1,511$ out of 25k.

Suheir Hojok: 16,897 AUD out of 70k.

Madleen Abu Jayyab: 29,005$ out of 70k.

I have personally verified every one of these campaigns listed here.

As Mona's campaign nears completion I'm preparing for you this list so we can show these families the same amazing and unbelievable support we showed Mona and her family.

Version date: April 25th 2024.

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

#so none of them

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Bro, I’m not joking, we NEED more butch representation in media. Its not enough to have a skinny woman with short hair, we need like, more diverse butch lesbian content in mass media productions and I don’t know who I have to shake and scream at to get it. Probably 0.01% of queer representation in media are actually butch, and the ones that are are weirdly stereotyped as cops or assholes (somethings butch lesbians have been getting since the dawn of time). Most butches are pretty sweet! That desrves to be reflected

Don’t just demand butch rep. Demand good butch rep.

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A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

#I DONT CARE IF MONDAY'S BLUE #TUESDAYS GRAY AND WEDNESDAY TOO #THURSDAY I DONT CARE BOUT YOU #FRIDAY IM IN LOVE‼️

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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just imagine that you have been told since childhood that the future of the world is on your fragile children’s shoulders

just imagine that you didn’t have a childhood as such, because you are unique, the only one in your generation

just imagine that after you find a person who shares your position, who is not inferior to you in strength, who teaches you to love, hate, laugh, cry and just live, and not stupidly follow an ephemeral goal

just imagine that this person breaks one day. that you see that this person feels bad, that he is suffering, but you have a mess in your head as well and your ideals change every day and you can't help this person.

just imagine that the person you considered your equal, the only person in the whole world, finally changes his views. you share different goals, you are on different sides of the barricades, now you are enemies by nature

just imagine being told: "kill him, you're the only one who can do it", and you stand and think how you can kill him, knowing his favorite coffee from the machine, knowing his favorite Pokemon, knowing that this person loves rain and that he has a mole on his left shoulder.

imagine being forced to do this. you kill the only person you care about and there's nothing you can do about it. it's just a fact, like the earth is round.

you live with a gnawing sense of guilt that you cannot show to anyone, because no one will understand how hard it is to carry the whole world when you are already bending from its weight. because you have no equal, and those below you will only condemn you.

and imagine that one day you see this person again.

and gojo doesn’t even need to imagine it.

#oh i'm livid. #fav #jjk