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Eartha Kitt. Beautiful and talented..

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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

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Happy Pride!

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🌈🌈🌈🌈

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dropout tv is like . what if there was an animal shelter but it was for 30 yr olds with BAs in Theater

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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.

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#free palestine

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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everyone say hello to jester!!

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i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

#the strongest mood #gtfo with your last minute plans

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All the Tortall books - I wanted to be Alanna the Lioness

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