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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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Adulthood has taught me that loading a dishwasher is a skill and it is a skill that not everyone possesses

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Good morning!

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Arcane Orb 🦊💜

Sketch commission for RetroZorrr on Twitter! :3

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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

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the duality of true strike

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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What I bought

What they think they're gonna play

What I'm actually running

#starfinder #not saying this happened with my groups first outing #but someone played a shirren soldier #that was just zorrak with a cowboy hat a poncho and a sniper rifle

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sweet and right and merciful ✨