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"there's something about the dying that feels familiar" fucking unbelievably metal thing to be told. you die and you could swear you've been here before. the last thing you feel before your breath leaves your body is intense deja vu. you've never died before but somehow you know how this goes. you have an uncanny feeling being dead is a temporary gig for you, but you have no idea what gives you that impression. and then you're alive again. and you remember dying. and all you remember is that there was something about it that felt familiar.

#balance

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I had to clip my favourite Monster Factory moment

#‘’move your giant pizza asa’’ top ten mcelroy bits I quote all the time and not even mcelroy fans ever know what I’m talking g about

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good morning to angry kids who got kicked out of college, people who like the forest, young men whose mothers were murdered and have built their life plans around seeking revenge, beautiful disabled necromancers, heroes who turned into dogs, the brothers of the heroes who turned into dogs, HR workers who are slightly uncomfortable with the direction their company has gone in recent years, secret society members, demon princes, and anyone who could be described as a physical embodiment of the concept of chaos

#graduation #<3333

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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Israeli forces have killed a record number of United Nations (UN) employees, making Gaza the deadliest place to be a UN worker in the 79-year history of the UN. Most of these workers were employees of The United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRWA), the largest humanitarian organization in Gaza.

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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You know the heartbreak is unimaginable when men are crying like this

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She shouts your name and she shouts something else but you just can't hear it anymore. You just hear the wind. And you just see the stars above you. They are beautiful … and then they're gone

ned chicane :((

#GOD!!!!!! #amnesty

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I think about him….. every day

#ehehe! #balance

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excerpts from the journals

#OUGH!!!!!!!! #balance

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“fanon is so much better then canon” bestie, you literally took a complex character with personality flaws and turned him into a living stereotype.

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aubrey :]

tip jar

#amnesty

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I LOVE TUMBLR MOBILE SO MUCH

#I’m in tears…

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uuhhh,,, magnus in a romper

i,,,,,, fuck this was such a great idea 

#CUTE!! #balance

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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

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hey what if magnus was han chinese

#IVE BEEN SAYING ASIAN MAGNUS #bless #balance