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phantasm-s · 1 day
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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phantasm-s · 2 days
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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phantasm-s · 3 days
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here's the thing. I don't think that men and women can't be friends. I do think, however, that some men can't be friends with women. bc they are misogynists and don't see women as people. so if you as a man say men and women can't be friends I think you're telling on yourself
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phantasm-s · 3 days
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phantasm-s · 3 days
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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phantasm-s · 4 days
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Question: Are you a top or a bottom?
Top: I'm a top.
Side: Let's conceptualize this question with a hermeneutics of power knowledge. We recall Judith Butler's observation that "which pleasures shall live and which shall die is often a matter of which serve the legitimating practices of identify formation that take place within the matrix of gender norms." Gay sex escapes the procreative expectation, but in the reproduction of these norms still adheres to the same performance principal. Under this discursive prison sex can never truly be about mutual pleasure. While some say our pleasure possibilities are hindered, I invert the accusation that yours are limited by an unimaginative phallocentric philistinism.
Vers: A hypocritical invocation of Butler when your argument is based on the presupposition of a prediscursive original desire, a flagrant departure from the Foucauldian tendency which Butler follows, and their further claims on the futility of trying to imagine a queer culture fully independent of heterosexuality. Your critique further ignores the treatment of anal sex as the defining sin of homosexuality and its place within a serophobic signifying economy. I implore you to read Leo Bersani's exploration of the topic, Is The Rectum A Grave.
Bottom: Did I really make it that obvious? Dhdhdjdjfjf
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phantasm-s · 4 days
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Cadet. This is no time to lie down on the job.
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phantasm-s · 6 days
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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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phantasm-s · 6 days
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phantasm-s · 6 days
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I had to google "ways to ask someone to lunch" for this and so now the fbi thinks i have no bitches i think
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phantasm-s · 6 days
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taylor swift thinks shes lana del rey. lana ddel rey thinks shes leonard cohen. ans leonard cohen thinks hes nosferatu
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phantasm-s · 8 days
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has anyone else made a lot of mistakes or is it just me and sufjan stevens
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phantasm-s · 13 days
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data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something
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phantasm-s · 20 days
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Image Description: The "I bring a sort of X vibe to X that X don't really like" edited to say "I bring a sort of all these rules are made up vibe to sexuality and gender that exclusionists don't really like"
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phantasm-s · 20 days
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I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”
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phantasm-s · 21 days
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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phantasm-s · 22 days
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Lol
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