pfl-agentwestvirginia

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*scoffs*

Charlie greenie.

Agent Delaware has been out of the loop.

Ah, right. No, Wiss is Bravo. Been so for a while.

*pops her neck*

And... we haven’t exactly got a plan for mischief. I said it because I was bored.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

Anticitizen One spotted.

Shit, really? 

*glances over at Del, then looks at Wis*

That’s Delav... Dyehl... Dilla... fuck.

Delaware. Agent Delaware.

Right, that. I think you two will get along.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

I don’t know, I can’t keep track of the rooks. Figured it was some Charlie grunt.

*straightens herself up, slightly red*

I mean, what’s not to love about three ladies, eh... you say ‘romping’ around? We cause trouble by entering rooms.

That is actually frighteningly truthful.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*slips and almost falls through the door*

Shit, you could have said so- Oh. Hey, Wiss... didn’t know it was you.

You possibly have the worst vocal recognition of anyone on this ship.

Shut it, Xi.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

Not a knock-knock joke, no matter what Laska here says otherwise. It’s been too quiet here for a while...

*leans up against door, unaware of the possible outcomes*

Either you’re coming out and doing some mayhem with us, or we’re going to go do mayhem just the two of us. You in?

You don’t recognize the voice, do you?

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

They can’t hide forever.

*walks over to the nearest door, starts knocking*

Hey, anyone in here? Hell-oooo?

*continues knocking on @pflagentwisconsin‘s door*

I hope you have calculated the error you are making.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*groans*

You heard nothing. 

*scans the corridor, disappointed*

Is nobody here either? I know for a fact there are fifty Freelancers, how haven’t we run into anybody?

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*rolls her eyes*

Don’t give me that, Laska. Any rubbing’s been mutual...

*bites her lip*’

Did I just say what I think I said?

Yes. Are you proud of yourself?

Hey, weren’t you supposed to be not paying attention?

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

‘Come on’. Sorry; it just slipped out.

*starts walking alongside Alaska*

Ay, jeez. It feels like so long since I’ve even spoken that. You’re all rubbing off on me.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*pushes off the wall, rolls out her neck, and starts walking in the direction of the dormitories*

*turns back to Alaska, gestures forward*

Gyerünk, then. If we just stand around, we won’t find out as we walk.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

Strangely, not today. For the moment. Probably temporarily.

I believe the phrase ‘give me a break’ is applicable.

Hush, you. I’m sure there’s somebody... might find out as we walk?

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*leans up against a wall, interest piqued*

Oh? You have someone in mind?

This is already going to end badly.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

Oh, there’s got to be something. Just can’t find it.

*glances around the hall*

Have any ideas?

Judging by your current company, I might partake in the wonderful activity of not paying attention.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

Aside from the lack of edible substances on this goddamn scrap heap, not as far as I remember. Things have been... uncharacteristically quiet.

Personally, I like it that way.

Yes, well, not all of us can sleep for days at a time, Xi.

Sadly.

I’ve been looking to catch some people in transit, but it seems like I’m always at the worst times... except now, I guess.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*nods slowly*

…got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

‘Damn.’ Psi says, like he didn’t already know.

Alaska, like the adult she is, sticks her tongue out.

“So, West, anythin’ interesting?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*nods slowly*

...got it.

I regret to inform all of you that Agents cannot request for AIs to be removed unless the Agent is the user of said AI. Just a handy tip.

Yeah, Xi would know. Been a pain in it’s ass for a long while.

Eventually, one tends to get used to it.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

*shrugs*

Alive, disgruntled, and hungry. And you?

Hungry is entirely your fault. There is food.

Yes, and it’s all shit.

“Bored.” Alaska shrugs. “But not too badly.”

‘Unless you count singing every song from the old earth movie Highschool Musical bad’

“You know you love it.”

‘Agent West, would you request for my removal?’

Alaska gasps dramatically, hand over her heart. “Impossible. You’d miss me too much.”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

*shrugs*

Alive, disgruntled, and hungry. And you?

Hungry is entirely your fault. There is food.

Yes, and it’s all shit.

pfl-agentwestvirginia

That was a horrible pun. You should feel bad.

Yeah, yeah. I know.

*exits the kitchen, moving towards the corridor Laska was down*

Alaska! Hey, Laska! I already checked, there’s approximately jack shit in the fridge.

Incorrect. Though, West Virginia has a strange definition of food.

“False,” Alaska tells the ai. “She was not incorrect. My shit is not in the fridge.”

She smiles.

“How’re you, West?”

[pfl-agentwestvirginia]

That was a horrible pun. You should feel bad.

Yeah, yeah. I know.

*exits the kitchen, moving towards the corridor Laska was down*

Alaska! Hey, Laska! I already checked, there’s approximately jack shit in the fridge.

Incorrect. Though, West Virginia has a strange definition of food.

*perusing the fairly basic refrigerator, disgruntled*

Xi, is there anything here that isn’t… 

Processed? Prepackaged? Ever-so-slightly tarnished by the vacuum of space?

…I was going for disappointing, but sure.

No. Anything that is an effective ingredient in your common meals has already been acquired by you or others.

*sighs, closes the fridge*

*glances back out of the kitchen, sees @pflagentalaska down the corridor*

Well, maybe it wasn’t all fruitless.