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Socks is Socken in german. Or Strümpfe, depending on the region you come from.

The funny thing is...

I had this exact thing happen during my stay in the US.

I just sat there explaining a concept to my professor and suddenly stopped and looked at her all helpless.

Her: "Forgot a word? Try and describe it."

Me: "Hand... Shoes?"

Her: "Hand shoes?"

Me: "like shoes for your hand? Probably more like socks?"

Her: "Gloves."

Me: "Gloves."

Gloves in german are Handschuhe. Hand shoes.

König speaking English and suddenly forgetting the right word mid sentence. He gets frustrated as you try to guess what he meant from the sentence before he finally just shouts a word combination that isn't that wrong but isn't quite right either.

König: I need more.. more..

You: fruit? Veg? Cheese?

König: nein, the.. foot gloves!

You: foot gloves? What is.. what the fuck is a foot glove?

König: foot gloves are what you put on before your boots.

You: [Sighing] Socks, König. You mean socks.

#könig call of duty #I had to share #It reminded me too much of my own stupidity

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I landed like a 2.5h drive from where I live

Close to Taus

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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Love watching r/germany address the real problems of living here

#(im gleichen Ton) #Und?

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Wie hatten eine Version namens "Nur keine Aufregung" für bis zu 6 Spieler.

Fucked Up in the crib playing verliere nicht den kopf

#Muss ich mal fotografieren wenn ich wieder bei Oma bin

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Type "I am" in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today...

#I am going home now #Mood.

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I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger

#I never expected to see muhammad avdol as a reaction pic #but.... yes! I am!

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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

#When i was younger people thought i was older... like 10 years-ish older #but now people think I'm way younger #like.... around 8 years younger than my actual age #gut gealtert i guess

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Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds

Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls

#icq

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#A book series. #Everything over 3 is a series for me

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Add the approximate number in the tags!! If you're wondering if something counts, drop a comment!

#We don't have anything like that in our office #But I have no idea what the other offices in our building might have in store and I'm too scared to ask

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barbara mit ungewöhnlich unaufregendem outfit heute

#Ich reblogge heute nur einen Esc Post #Einen. #Und das hier ist er

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It's perfect! 💚

I finally have my Joestar birthmark tattoo!

Words can't describe how happy I am ⭐

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I finally have my Joestar birthmark tattoo!

Words can't describe how happy I am ⭐

#Jjba #jojo's bizzare adventure #Tattoo #A dream come true

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#If I can't scadaadle scadoodle and turn someones dick into a noodle I don't want it

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poll time!

personally I loved pixie hollow and poptropica. I fully expect club penguin to win this, but maybe I'll be surprised. please reblog for sample size, I'm really curious to see the results of this one!

#Friends and I had a very concerning phase #Howrse #That weird Page where you can have horses #I don't even like horses #(im deathly allergic)

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You're reincarnated as the animal you get in the random animal generator (link: https://perchance.org/animal )

Poll originally by reddit user QuelynD

Feel free to share what animal you got.

#Bobcat #Fuck yeah #I'm under protection #I got nice big paws #And I can live in the woods?! #Count me the fuck in.

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