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pezpenser205 · 4 hours
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does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools
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puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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pezpenser205 · 4 hours
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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.
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pezpenser205 · 4 hours
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get you a man that will pass out five minutes upon talking to you, shuffle around in his sleep for a while on call, say "god that woman can blog" and then start fucking dying
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unbeweevable!!
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pezpenser205 · 4 hours
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THE GIRL IS HERE!!!!!!!!
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pezpenser205 · 4 hours
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Shitposts. [1, 2]. Fankid doodle under the cut.
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pezpenser205 · 5 hours
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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pezpenser205 · 5 hours
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You know I don’t care if a random trans girl online said super horrible shit. I don’t think she deserves to be harassed.
Like idk maybe mass harassing a trans girl who clearly isn’t in the best place mentally right now isnt gonna fix anything. Crazy I know.
The block button exists. Block her instead of harassing her.
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pezpenser205 · 5 hours
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker
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pezpenser205 · 6 hours
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bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple
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pezpenser205 · 6 hours
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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pezpenser205 · 6 hours
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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see
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pezpenser205 · 7 hours
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ugly ass groom pony looks like sneegsnag to me
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