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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Happy 619th anniversary of King Taejong falling off of his horse!!!

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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do you love the color of the sky but it’s a rainbow loom rubber band bracelet

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Which color of the sky do you love the most?

Tumblr I'm begging u give me the polls...

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THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION

ANGST

FLUFF

CRACK

AND… *AHEM*

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Derek/Stiles Clickable Bookshelf Banner [x]

Recs: A small selection of Sterek fics that got me hooked into this fandom. 

To Have Outlived the Night by Stillane [R]

By and By series by 1001cranes [NC-17]

Lock All The Doors Behind You by entanglednow [R]

Integral to Survival by asocialfauxpas [R]

The View From My Window by primroseshows [NC-17]

Tricksters Make This World by wldnst [PG-13]

9/10ths of the Law by tsukinofaerii [PG-13]

go home, or make a home by lady_ragnell [PG-13]

Crash Landers by gyzym [PG-13]

You are the Moon by skoosiepants [PG-13]

Hide Of A Life War by Etharei [NC-17]

Open the Door by Renay [PG-13]

Darling It Is No Joke by thehoyden [NC-17]

Spark, Smolder, Catch by qthelights [NC-17]

when the highway takes me by paxlux [R]

DILF by twentysomething [NC-17]

Cupboard Love by mklutz [G]

Muérdago by starbolin [NC-17]

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Ok hear me out.

What if Eli Hale was actually Stiles’ son?

What if he was both a Stilinski and a Hale, but not a Hale through Derek?

I mean we all know the writers were setting up Stiles and Cora in season 3. What if and just hear me out here - What if something happened between them before she left for South America. What if when she first realized, her first instinct was to call her brother? To tell him that she was too young to raise a child.

I guess this would explain why Derek leaves after season 4, he was raising Eli.

He didn’t tell Stiles for the same reason Cora didn’t. He was young, he had a bright future in front of him, he didn’t want to ruin that. This would also explain why Eli acts like him, looks like him even.

This would explain why Derek hates that he keeps taking the jeep, it serves as a reminder that he kept this from Stiles that he should’ve told him.

This could explain Derek’s complicated feelings about the jeep.

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Somebody take away my tablet I'm begging you

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TYLER HOECHLIN as DEREK HALE and VINCE MATTIS as ELI HALE — TEEN WOLF: THE MOVIE (2023)

#he got that sarcasm from stiles #tell me im wrong you cant

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