Neurotypical after a successful social interaction: That was fun, it was great to see them again!
Me after a successful social interaction: I made such a normal amount of eye contact. I deserve some cheese.
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Do neurotypical people just have this natural ability to be able to speak to others without having to rely on a mental script that took years of practicing to learn?
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funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead
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Fake it til you make it
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*Prolonged staring into my boyfriend's eyes over dinner"
Bf: "You're cute but what are you doing?"
Me, autistic af: "I'm making eye-contact. I'm winning at neurotypical!"
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for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven
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Looking for your next series with an Autistic protagonist, a real murder mystery, and non-cheesy humour that was written by, created, and stars an actually Autistic person? I mean... you found it.
25 year-old Petra Preston, a newly diagnosed Autistic detective, insists on running her amateur PI business HER way. But when extroverted and headstrong Ivy comes along with a juicy murder case, Petra must learn the importance of collaboration while working through her insecurities and shame left over from being a social outcast in a world made for neurotypicals.
Please go show the trailer some love so we can get money to make this thing!!!
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