i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this
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so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.
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@ all of you gays
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by avogado6
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Don’t crack jokes about people’s bodies. Idc how well you may think you know them. They may laugh it off but then go home & cry about it.
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summer: *ends*
me: this is halloween THIs is halloween haLLOWEEN HALLOWEEN hallooween haLLOweeenn
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How to survive college
1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX
2) Jack off everyday
3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain
4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand
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having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed
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Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.
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