"he would not fucking say that" is painful but "he would not fucking listen to Taylor swift" is so much worse.
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shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
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0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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yall do realize just because something has been a target of misogynistic criticism, that doesn't make stanning it completely uncritically in response some kind of revolutionary feminist praxis. right.
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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Happy lesbian week
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy
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"i dont go here but-" well you do now. you're coming down with me. take my hand
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